Tony The Beat

Name's Emma. 21. Aquarius. Loves cake, tea, biscuits and much, much more. Is British. Lives in Canada. Loves animals. Is petrified of moths, death and hair away from the body (e.g. in food).

I have to take anti-nauseants to make me sleep. I dislike saying the words 'corn exchange'. I procrastinate like crazy. I'm slowly becoming a cat lady. I take forever choosing note books, bedding and curtains because I think I can design them better myself. Every time I sew I always get injured. I sometimes post my wishes into letter boxes because it seems to do the trick.

To this very day I have never made icing sugar successfully. I'm a big go-getter, with the unfortunate contradiction of being a for-getter. Dizzy blonde? Perhaps. Dumb blonde? On the contrary. My first bodily breakage was my elbow. I'd rather drink industrial creosote than a Bloody Caesar.