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I am Ducks complete and utter lack of surprise

Tricerataurus Rex!!! I mean...

About Me

I'm CJ.
I'm 19.
I play a whole bunch of instruments.
I'm pretty exciting to be around.
I live for music.
I also love movies and books.
But music is really my big thing.
Sometimes I cook.
Sometimes I cook well.
My TV is pretty big.
I play video games, but not religiously.
My XboxLive Gamertag is SpazMatic101225.
My AIM is also SpazMatic101225.
But my real name is still CJ.

My Interests

Music
Stand Up Comedy
TV
Movies
Hanging Out
Pool
Ghost Riding the Whip
Other things that aren't necessarily my "interests" but are things I do enjoy heavily.

I'd like to meet:

Everybody

Music:

Everything. I know that a lot of people say everything in their profiles, and most of the time it means "Everything they play on KISS" or "Everything in my record collection". But I really mean everything. I listen to The Locust and John Coltrane back to back. BACK TO BACK.

Movies:

to name a few...
Mallrats
Clerks
Dogma
Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
High Fiedlity
Pulp Fiction
Resevoir Dogs
Indiana Jones (All 3)
Goodfellas
Casino
A River Runs Through It
This Is Spinal Tap
Back to the Future (all 3)
Planes Trains and Automobiles
Night Shift
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
Fargo
Debbie Does Dallas
Napoleon Dynomite
Superman (At least the first 2)
Batman (Before they decided the costume needed a set of Bat-Nipples)
Weekend at Bernies
Singles

Television:

Family Guy
Seinfeld
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Home Movies
Mission Hill
Futurama
Comedy Central Presents
The Simpsons
Scrubs
Sports Night
The West Wing
Studio 60 (Yay Aaron Sorkin)
All those goofy cartoons and stuff they show on Saturday mornings that I used to watch when I was a little kid
Behind The Music
Smallville
All of Cartoon Network as a whole. Actually, fuck that. Just Adult Swim and some of the cartoons
Food Network
Discover Channel
CSI

Books:

To Kill A Mockingbird
1984
Fahrenheit 451
the Lord Of The Rings books
Harry Potter (Yeah, I read Harry Potter. I'll admit it too. Because you can't even fucking pretend that you don't want a flying fucking broom. Don't even try.)
Jack Kerouac
Chuck Palahniuk
Hunter S. Thompson
Stephen King
Nietzche
Some others too...

Heroes:

I don't have anyone I idolize enough to be considered a hero. A lot of the people I grew up with, musically speaking, affected my life in big ways, but only through their music. A lot of them were assholes when they weren't playing guitar or singing. And even more were just self righteous beyond belief. I guess if I had to list something, music is my hero. It takes something truly great to be able to shed away any persons flaws and turn into something everyone can enjoy.

My Blog

This sudden fear has left me trembling...

Cause now it seems that I am out here on my own, And I'm feeling so alone. So yeah. those lyrics reminded me that all my senior friends are gonna ditch me in 29 days. Assholes. Not much has happ...
Posted by I am Ducks complete and utter lack of surprise on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

So I guess this is what people do now

Blogs....meh. I have my DJ to update, so I might just end up copying and pasting from there.
Posted by I am Ducks complete and utter lack of surprise on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Holy shit, I loves me my Family Guy

Peter: Come on get up!! Knock off your napping! It's a crazy messed up place where anything can happen! There's a chair that freakin' talks! Hey look! There's fish that give advice! Holy Crap! It's sc...
Posted by I am Ducks complete and utter lack of surprise on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bang Bang

I wanna go hunting, or to a firing range, or to an arcade that had shooting games. Someone take me.
Posted by I am Ducks complete and utter lack of surprise on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST