L a n c E

"I learned to take my own advice from day one"
" I live my life as fun as possible. I don't pass up anything that can be beneficial. I don't like complaining or anyone who does it. I think i'm very important, as should you about yourself. Being yourself will impress me thoroughly."-me

STOP PRETENDING TO BE ME! What You Need To Know:
I live an extremely privileged life that i'm thankful for.
I see myself on an Elite level of society. The calm collected type. However you see me, is completely up to you.
I'm random, i'll say or do something just to see your reaction.
I don't really have an mental filter, whatever i'm thinking usually comes out.
I could respond to all messages and comments, but a lot of people just don't impress me.
All booking information can be obtained from my agency.
I'm Lance Lietzau, if you didn't know.
I'm always down for a good time, and a party with celebrities.
This is my real and only myspace account.
I've got a real knack for photography.
I have no greater goal then to be extremely successful in my life.
I'm nice to people I know.
For all the material things I own, and great people I know, Im not whatsoever pretentious.
I don't live to please you.
I socially smoke. Naughty Naughty.
I'm not "hard" I just don't take peoples shit.
I don't get intimidated by you and your "group"
I'm sometimes a little too bluntly honest with people.
I'm not cocky, im confident and thats why I run things.
I do and say what I want. That shouldn't concern you what so ever.
My friends are funnier then your friends.
For Us To Associate:
SPEAK if you know what your talking about...if not, don't bother.
If your 14 or 15...and your default is of you in spankies and you message comment me...i'm telling your parents.
If your name has anything to do with being at the disco...your ninja skill or that your a dinosaur control F4 please.
Don't ever ask for my number, if I wanted you to have it, I would give it to you idiot.
Don't have a 50 picture album of your and your b/f, g/f, you're fucking weird, and probably more obsessed with yourself then I am.
Please don't follow me around the mall/social event/party telling your friend "I know him from myspace" when I'm two feet away, you are now a grade A stalker to me.
Don't take life so seriously. Laughing wont kill you XXXTOTHECOREXXX emo kids.
Be literate. If you type lyke dis den donnt lyke tryy n talk me u no?
Dont ask stupid shit.
I'm not really sure what to reply to , oMg yOu aRe lyke SOO hotttt in messages...so dont send them. That's what Picture comments are for.
For the gay and Bi, I respect your orientation so please respect mine of being straight. Your perverted messages are not welcome, find something else to talk about.
Don't preach to me about god, spirits or hell. I'm not religious but I do respect all religions.
Actually have something to talk about. "Hey" "Whats up" and "Thanks for the add" are not acceptable.
Just because I wrote this doesn't mean i'm "cocky, stuck up, a little bitch, pampered, spoiled, a jackass" or any other durogatory term you can come up with. I don't like associating with stupid or annoying people. You all think it...i'm just someone to post it.
Current Status: Blowin the fuck up Internationally.