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She agreed to go to a play. It was a tradition between them that they should never be too tired for anything, and they found it made the days better on the whole and put the evenings more in order. When, inevitably, their spirits flagged they shifted the blame to the weariness and fatigue of others. Before they went out, as fine-looking a couple as could be found in Paris, they knocked softly at Rosemarys door. There was no answer; judging that she was asleep they walked into a warm strident Paris night, snatching a vermouth and bitters in the shadow by Fouquets bar. MyGen Profile Generatorhttp://www.roadtov.com/profile/12849

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 08/08/2005
Band Website: www.theknocks.co.uk
Band Members: Lead Vocals and Songwriter- Gabriel Angelton
Guitar and Backing Vocals- Shaft Poundingson + Mickey Smithwick
Bassist and Backing Vocals- Joey Madrid
Drums & Percussion Conductor - Special K
Trumpet and Dancing Twatcake - Alfie Featherstone
Melotron - Tommy a-la-Bye
Synthesiser - Shane Keister
Woodwinds - Buddy Skipper
Accordion - Jerry Speakeasy
Theremin and Moog - Mack 'the Knife' McMackleby
Menorah - Ezekiel Ishmael Guggenheim
Electric Lute - Jose Miguel Los Alamos Alonso Jesus Sanchez
Traditional Lute - Lord Sebastian Forthwith III
Trombone - Horatio 'Rear Admiral' Dominique
Spoons - Billy Ambrose
Tabla - Derek Singh
Harpsichord - Ivan Homeless
English Horn and Timpani - General Robert E. Lee
Jazz Organ - Stig Baasvik
Maraccas - Carol Fashions
Balalaika - Mikhail Gorbachev
Dustbin - Howard Waste
Recorder - Teddy Sheringham
Clarinet - John Fashanu
French Horn - Jean-Paul-Yves-Baptiste Delacroix
Ukulele - Paul Ince
Additional Vocals - The West Thurrock Community Choir
Influences: 6ft Children
Sounds Like: 6ft Children (when the listeners are in a different room to the performers), they are our heroes
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

HOLY SHIT

THE BOX What a spiffing evening! Those of you who went, you were great, it was my favourite knocks gig of all time! Cheers very much Hope you enjoyed it as much as it looked like you all did...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 14:31:00 GMT

Goodbye Sarah

As many of you may know, Sarah T has left The Knocks... This is actually the most terrible thing to ever happen. She is an amazing saxophonist and we will never be able to replace somebody as lovely a...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 10:55:00 GMT

hey it's lawrence knocks

ta for coming last night, was wicked. I must apologise to you and the unconditionals for screwing up so bad - my only explanation is i'm a complete tool, but i love you all v much. what else was i go...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 10:47:00 GMT