Hello fiends...The story of arse eyes begins in the chilling mid winter of 69(grow up it's just a number)I was born into a loving family exept I was a heroin baby and my mother was a prostitute who showed me the benifits of self employment until she died of aids when I was 7.Not knowing which client of mums was my dad I decided to take the world upon myself.At the ripe old age of 13 I struck it rich when i wrote a jingle for a commonly used prostate lubricant which benifits those who suffer from irratic constipation.At the age of 14 i had lost all my money , lost 100k at the track bought a pound of mad weed off trace was spossed to sell it but me and sheivo got carried away but then we wrote woftin off the bogg.I lost the rest of my money when I bet Rory $4M that he couldn't shoot this basket ball through this hoop while performing the enitre script of hamlet inluding all cast and stage crew while also doin a kickflip but the smart arse actually did it well matt helped with an alley-oop but close enough ay?
I finally graduated from Budgewoi Pub ic school at age 37 where I went on to persue a career in driving the stock market cause I got my licence but I crashed into enron and i saved the world of it's capitalist stranglehold , I then became president of everything and travelled the world , I smoked lots of drugs , slept with beautiful women(or at least post-op transvestites)until one fateful evening when I was masturbating frantically in a public phone booth when i noticed that my shoe was untied so I bent down to pick it up and the singer of kisschasey tried to root my bum!On another unrelated incident I lit a fart to keep us warm when me and my friend were experimenting sexually in the woods however it sucked back up my bum and my appendix exploded then we all ran for the nearest fire exit and unforunately I died and I went to heaven but it's not what it's cracked up to be , i cant play drums after 10 and there's always a line for the loo and unleaded petrol is $1.63 oh yeah and it turns out that Satan is good and that god is actually a gay black woman who believes in abortion and genetic engeneering fluffy fluffy cloud song
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.. jennifer lopez is a giant twat with fungus!a please join the wilderness society today and fight kevin rudd against logging Tasmania's beautiful old growth forrest
Our beloved Karl Alvarez has suffered a mild heart attack although he's doin o.k unfortunately the medical bills are taking their toll (quite litrally) maybe he should have sold out and got rich ...haha not really anyway show ya lov and support by donating some of ya pocket money to the poor cunt by the above link........................................................
...................................Heaps of people tell me they like my music ..and i thank them,However seldom do people re-enforce their negitive opinions on people so for all you cowards that are too afraid to say i suck while i can see your profile here's ya fucken chance to say what you want , just try and offened me, trust me it would be easier to gain an erection over monkeys playing chess than offend me ,unless you send me pictures of yourself prctacing intercourse upon dead people ,That shit offends me....how are dude's that are still getting pussy even after thery're dead, they're doin alright ay?some of them bitches that fuck dead cunts are hot too , dead cunts are getting better pussy than i ever have!!!So yeah anyway....
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