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Richard

Death by Snoo Snoo!

About Me

28 y/o male, Hx of anxiety, procrastination, mild OCD, internet addiction.

My Interests

Hockey, snowboarding, writing really bad screenplays, ogling cute girls at the gym, adding things to my to-do list, but never getting around to actually doing them.

I'd like to meet:

Anybody as screwed up as me.

Music:

80's, 90's, New Wave, Hip-Hop, classic rap, modern rock, grunge rock, glam rock, punk rock, pop rock.

Movies:

[3 Most Recent Faves] Clerks II, Stranger than Fiction, Flags of our Fathers, The Departed...

Television:

The Daily Show, Chappelle Show (RIP), Venture Brothers, South Park, Family Guy, Scrubs, Simpsons, Futurama, Adult Swim, Samurai Jack, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Rescue Me, Over There, Battlestar Galactica, Heroes, Studio 60, Nip Tuck, How I Met Your Mother.

Books:

Fight Club and other CP novels. Wall Street Journal. Business Week. Los Angeles Times. I hate my local paper. America: The Book by the writers of the Daily Show. My best-selling self-help book, "Self Love and Self Loathing: How to Stop Masturbating in 3 weeks"

Heroes:

Ron Jeremy. Yes, you too can be an ugly fuck and still get with all sorts of hot women due to your great sense of humor.... and 10 inch cock.

My Blog

Nerds on TV

In tonight's installment of "What-the-heck-is-Rich-doing-at-2:30am," we'll examine the treatment of nerds on TV.  Networks and advertisers have just recently begun to grasp the awesome consumer p...
Posted by Richard on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 02:55:00 PST

Heatwave Claims 2 More Lives

Southern California's continuing heat wave is blamed in two more deaths.  Nibbles the chinchilla and her daughter, Siaopao, were found dead in their condo Friday evening.  Temperatures durin...
Posted by Richard on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 01:46:00 PST

Thoughts from Star Wars Celebration IV

I was able to get my geek on this weekend and attend Star Wars Celebration IV in LA, a fan-sponsored convention that occurs every three years.  It's not officially sponsored by Lucasfilm, but the...
Posted by Richard on Thu, 31 May 2007 10:32:00 PST

YouTube Pick of the Day #2 - Gnarls Barkley at Abbey Road

A live, hauntingly minimalist version of Gnarls Barkley's "Transformer." ...
Posted by Richard on Tue, 01 May 2007 06:06:00 PST

YouTube Pick of the Day - MIT Acapella

What's the difference between MIT and Caltech students?  MIT students can be entertaining and fun.  The lead singer from MIT's acapella band, "Resonance," should be the front man for a rock ...
Posted by Richard on Tue, 01 May 2007 05:28:00 PST

True Meaning of Easter

Stan: "Why do we color eggs?"Stan's Dad: "So the Easter Bunny can hide them"Stan: "Yeah, but why?"Stan's Dad: "Stanley, Easter celebrates the day that Jesus was resurrected after being crucified for o...
Posted by Richard on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 02:03:00 PST

My Marathon Progress Courtesy of Nike and Apple

You can look up my official time at www.lamarathon.com.  You can search by my first and last name or my bib number, 26560....
Posted by Richard on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 04:02:00 PST

Thoughts from the LA Marathon

Why 26.2 miles?  Because I figured I need to use and abuse my knees while they still work.  Because turning 30 sucks.  Because Nike and iPod developed a cool way track your mileage.&nbs...
Posted by Richard on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 03:55:00 PST

Global Warming Caused by.... the Sun?

When conservatives typically argue a point, I'm usually on the other side.  That doesn't mean I always agree with tree hugging liberals.  I just tend to side with the left on more issues tha...
Posted by Richard on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 04:28:00 PST

And the Oscar for the best Left-Wing, Hollywood-sponsored, Homosexual Agenda goes to...

Melissa Ethridge, Al Gore, and the Academy for Motion Picture Arts and Sciences!  Bill O'Reilly and Co. must be fuming over Ethridge's acceptance speech for best original song.  It embodied ...
Posted by Richard on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 08:38:00 PST