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About Me

As I'm sure you can tell, I'm a ladies man. Love the ladies. I really enjoy treating the ladies to a real man; a real man that can perform. You ladies like a man that can perform, dontcha? I can be seen performing, seducing women and taking off my clothes all over Seattle and surrounding suburban swing clubs. I've turned chicks on at The Pink Door, Columbia City Cabaret, Theatre Off Jackson, The ReBar, The Rendezvous and what used to be Leilani Lanes...(please a moment of silence for my favorite bowling alley...RIP). I've been entertaining the women publicly since the middle of 2005, but I have been satisfying in private since the beginning of time...My babes, The Von Foxies and I have been around a few blocks together. They were getting a little sick of me contantly trying to post sexy photos of myself on their myspace page, so I am branching out and doing my own. Get it, DOING my own? Heh heh!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Ladies, women, chicks, babes, gals, hotties, supahflysexmaniacs. Members of the female persuasion. Van enthusiasts. Mustache riders and chest hair fetishists. Swingers. Polyester revivalists. Gold medallion wearers. People that have good taste.

My Blog

The Von Foxies Final shows

.................... The Von Foxies Present:....  .... Kill it Before It Dies- The Von Foxies Fifth Birthday and Final Show.... Theatre Off Jackson 409 7th Ave. S. Friday Novembe...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Nov 2009 12:23:00 GMT

A Wink and a Smile released for distribution

http://firstrunfeatures.com/newsletter/Publicity/winkandasmi le.htmlAn intoxicating mix of private yearnings and public spectacle, the new feature documentary A Wink and a Smile exposes more than the h...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Apr 2009 10:46:00 GMT

Some places to find your favorite man around town....

Spring has sprung and so have I. heh!  Thought you lunatic lady fans might want an update on where to find your favorite mancake!  First, Le Cabaret Noir at the ACT Theatre!  This is a 4 weekend run o...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Apr 2009 10:31:00 GMT

Lyme Time 2! A fundraiser for Randy Andy

As you may or may not know, Randy Andy and the Ernster go way back.  He's my buddy, my pal, my dudefriend.  He also has Lyme disease and huge medical bills as a result.  This show is a ...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 11:53:00 GMT

Dr. Sketchy’s One Year Anniversary tonight

Well, I can't believe its already been a year since I busted out my ITT tech art degree, black turtleneck and beret for the good of the art world.  Yes, tonight is is the one year anniversary sho...
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 09:15:00 GMT

Burlesque at the Pink Door

Saturday night's alright for taking off our pants at the Pink Door! This Saturday night will be hosted by yours truly, The Man, The Myth, The Mustache.  Show your support by wearing your own...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 08:51:00 GMT

Foxie Angels in: The Vegas Connection

So if anyone knows about connections its me.  I am a man of many connections.  In fact, I seriously connected with two ladies (at the same time thankyou very much) just last night.  It ...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 00:24:00 GMT

Upcoming Von Foxies birthday show

Well, me and the ladies have officially been doin' it for 3 years now...You'd think after 3 years of doin' it with the same people one would get tired and need some fresh action.  Oh no.  No...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 11:00:00 GMT

A Special Dr. Sketchy’s; a virtual luau of artistic opportunity

Hello again Ladies (and man friends)-  Just a little update on where yours truly will be tomorrow night.  A very special edition of Dr. Sketchy's Anti Art school will be held tomorrow at&nbs...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 10:56:00 GMT

I know youve been waiting....

for me to finally get this page up (the ladies are always waiting for me to get things up...patience ladies!).  Welcome to the Ernie Von Schmaltz myspace page!  You will find lots of tasty u...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 23:43:00 GMT