It's all about the chicken!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Colonel Harland D. Sanders
Birthday: September 9, 1890
Birthplace: Henryville, IN
Current Location: Heaven
Eye Color: One's green, one's yellow
Hair Color: White.
Height: 7'4" last I checked
Right Handed or Left Handed: I have no hands.
Your Heritage: I am hodgepodge.
The Shoes You Wore Today: were black.
Your Weakness: LSD
Your Fears: falling into a gaping hole on the side of a road
Your Perfect Pizza: doesn't exist; it's too perfect for reality
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: have legal citizens working at my restaurants
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Like, totally omg
Thoughts First Waking Up: I never sleep.
Your Best Physical Feature: every part of me
Your Bedtime: see above
Your Most Missed Memory: being alive
Pepsi or Coke: Coke, clearly
MacDonalds or Burger King: NEITHER. KFC all the way!
Single or Group Dates: Orgies...so I guess group dates.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: they go straight to my thighs
Chocolate or Vanilla: depends on my mood, mostly chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee:
Do you Smoke: yes, and i chew too
Do you Swear: only if you count "dag nabbit"
Do you Sing: very well...my favorite artist is Ludacris. He is the bomb-diggity!
Do you Shower Daily: I haven't showered since 1962.
Have you Been in Love: Sure.
Do you want to go to College: can't say I do
Do you want to get Married: been there, done that
Do you belive in yourself: well, I AM recognized worldwide
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes. airplane engines are difficult to stay grounded in.
Do you think you are Attractive: well, SHYEAH
Are you a Health Freak: you've eaten my food, you know the answer
Do you get along with your Parents: they are so out of touch with me these days...GOSH
Do you like Thunderstorms: no they hurt
Do you play an Instrument: banjo and fiddle...AT THE SAME TIME
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes, i love rubbing alcohol
In the past month have you Smoked: yep
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I am addicted to LSD. and cocaine. and heroin. and other barbituates. and i like to sniff paint.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: with death!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i love the mall.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: who hasn't?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no because that's icky
In the past month have you been on Stage: all the world's a stage, so yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no everyone loves me
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: YES!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: the hearts and souls of millions
Ever been Drunk: too many times
Ever been called a Tease: i am a sexy beast
Ever been Beaten up: no, i kick ass and take names...like chuck norris, only cooler and minus the roundhouse kicks
Ever Shoplifted: i stole a national enquirer once when charlie sheen and denise richards were getting divorced...DRAAAMMAAA
How do you want to Die: death chooses you, not the other way around
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a striptease artist
What country would you most like to Visit: Finland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: red
Favourite Hair Color: blue
Short or Long Hair: even no hair is fine
Height: taller than me, if possible
Weight: like two dump trucks!
Best Clothing Style: without patches
Number of Drugs I have taken: 53 that i can remember
Number of CDs I own: 0
Number of Piercings: one and i'm not telling you where
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: nothing. life is/was good.
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