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Mike Taz

Can I have a free nanner?????

About Me

Currently, a new version of the Mike Petersen saga is being constructed out of sentence fragments and emoness. This will have to do for now.*I'm 23. *I live in the greatest city on the planet. *I have a real, real soft spot for dorky girls. *I have no idea where I'll be in five years. Probably dead. *I'm not nearly as funny as I think I am. But humor me. *The best memories are made at Denny's around 2 am. *In the words of Melanie, I "might as well be a rock star." You never know what time zone I'll call you from. *The Sahara 11 p,m. poker tournament is the most fun way to spend 60 bucks. *Shoelaces that don't match are fun *I own 15 different pairs of shoes now *I like to play soccer with Mexicans who don't THINK I know what they're saying *I have been to 15 different Major League Baseball stadiums *I've been to 48 states. Hawaii and Alaska, here I come. *I once saw George Clooney in a bathroom *The Office is the best show on TV. But Aqua Teen Hunger Force is a very close second. *Canada sucks! *Ben Folds is my hero. *I used to be a sports writer for a newspaper *I have four tattoos. *My friend Barry (see the profile of, "YOURS TRULY, THE BVB") is the kindest, sweetest, softest person I've ever met. *I once got held up in New Jersey *If the Banana Republic was a girl, I'd marry it. *If the Mystic Mile were a girl, it'd be my mistress.And I kinda sorta like to have a good time!

My Interests

Reading, music, running, basketball, playing cards, hanging out with my friends, meeting and talking to new people, going to class, going on first dates, making fun of my friends, the Mets, the Boston Celtics

I'd like to meet:

No. You come meet me.

Music:

Weezer, Ben Folds (Five), Third Eye Blind, Taking Back Sunday, Coheed and Cambria, Hot Hot Heat, Guster, Tom Petty, John Legend, Sublime, The White Stripes, the Beatles, AFI, Smashing Pumpkins, Reggie and the Full Effect, Rolling Stones, Rooney, Phantom Planet, David Bowie, OK Go, Talking Heads

Movies:

Kill Bill, Dogma, The Fifth Element, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Good Will Hunting, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Forrest Gump, Wayne's World, Euro Trip, Major League, A Fish Called Wanda, Clerks (One and Two)

Television:

The OC, 24, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Office, Family Guy, Arrested Development, Jackass, Seinfeld, Jeopardy!, ANY basketball game

Heroes:

People who go to work and get a distress call from the commissioner and then put on a cape and fly around fighting crime. And Dwight Schrute.