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About Me

I'm a 48 year old man, currently typing this in my pajamaz (I spelt it with a z, and now i feel younger. BTW, I bought them at JCPennys).I have 12 children (just kidding, who in their right mind would have 12 children?! I only have 11)My home is a beautifully furnished station wagon (yeah, I'm just kidding there, too, it's not beautifully furnished, although the fireplace is definitely the highlight)Other than that, I don't know what else you'd want to know about me. If you want to have a life conversation hit me up on aim, yo yo yo my screen name is Byrthnsaker. It may take a few minutes for me to respond, because I'm using my grandma's computer. WINDOWS 94 RULES WITH A CAPITAL P ROTFLMHOWTRDMFBMHATFUTSGBVBACVUMDSTBWUTHAH!!! (that stands for rolling on the floor laughing my head off with tears rolling down my face beating my hands against the floor until they start gushing blood violently but also chuckling violently until my diaphragm starts to burn which usually takes half an hour. That's my most overused phrase on aim. And its the short version too)
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What Rejected Crayon Are You?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Dr. Phil. Julia Child. Ricky Martin's younger brother (unlike Ricky, Felipe doesn't have an attitude problem). Richard Dean Anderson. John Galt. Who is John Galt?

My Blog

Aren't all microwaves portable?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON: THE MOVIE is currently under production, despite the controversy and scandal.  Also, the people who leave comments on my myspace are trying to be clever, ...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 19:23:00 GMT

The Eighth Coming

Pre-production on "SWINGSET FANTASIES: REMASTERED FOR YOUR PERSONAL REDUX" is nearing finish.  Shooting will begin soon.  Are you scared?
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