Hi! My name is Skip Donahue and I'm from back east. I am an out of work playwright who used to work as a store detective until I got fired for accusing the wrong woman of stealing a dress. My best buddy Harry is an out of work actor who was working as a waiter at a posh dinner party, but things went wrong when his stash of grass got mixed up with the cook's ingredients, and he was sacked after the guests appreciated the salad a little too much. I saw this as a great opportunity for the two of us to get out of the unfriendly city and head down South on a road trip so that we could live the good life. Alas, this was easier said than done as we soon found out...