SAM'S ACCOUNT: I met Andrew at a party...about three years later he was asked to play a gig and needed to borrow my laptop cause his broke ages ago and to be fair e's about as lazy as myself (not quite though, he is at least doing a Phd), so i think to butter me up he asked if i wanted to play with him, me being the gullible twat i am thought this was a great chance...although he'll tell you differently and no doubt colour the whole shenanigans to make himself look really charitable, this is in fact all fact 100% FACT. We were alright and decided to get a myspace page, even though a bagpiper asked us to leave the stage; HERE IS THAT PAGE.
ANDREW'S ACCOUNT: Sam's a lot cleverer than me. He understands about philosophy and that. He has interesting ideas and a fine art perspective. And he's good. We're on the same wavelength. I like to work with him. We made mast.
THIRD PERSON ACCOUNT: Sam and Andrew are but mere pawns in the larger scheme of things... HIS scheme
HIS ACCOUNT: I own the entirety of the stocks on both cassette tape and cassette tape player manufacturing. give me three weeks with these guys and I'll have myself enough money to take the whole family to like France or summat. Things have been a bit lean since CDs came in.
