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Ruby and her Whorses

About Me


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I'm Ruby and her Whorses, and I think I'm desperately afraid of dying. It's all I write about.



Oh and any gigs you could offer would be very very very much appreciated please please please? Preferably in the South East/London-y area.






My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 9/16/2007
Band Website: www.rubyandherwhorses.blogspot.com
Band Members: Rose "Ruby" Goddard.
James the guitar
Yolanda
A xylophone on occasion
Whoever else wants to join in for a brief moment. Believe me, you're welcome. Nobody does.

Influences: Dutch courage
Boys with long legs and girls with sad eyes
Teeth
Patrick Apps
Tyra Banks, yay!
Flight of the Conchords
Radiohead
The Smiths
Emmy the Great
Dockers MC
Kate Nash
Regina Spektor
Soko
Bat For Lashes
Tommy Reilly
Peggy Sue
The Mountain Goats
Joni Mitchell
Mumford and Sons
Luke Wright
Byron Vincent
PiP
Poeticat
Liam Frost and the Slowdown Family
Belle & Sebastian
David Bowie
Bob Dylan
Dan Le Sac vs Scroobius Pip
Pulp
Lily Allen
The Libertines
The Moldy Peaches
Twilight Sad
M.I.A.
Joanna Newsom
Dizzee Rascal
Plan B
Good Shoes
The Maccabees
Florence and the Machine
Jeff Buckley
Lightspeed Champion
Blondie
The Decemberists
Neutral Milk Hotel
Why Whiskey Why?

Sounds Like: "It's as if Bob Dylan was the main character of The Fly, but instead of a fly sneaking into the fuser, it was a teenage girl."

"You know that child that Lily Allen and Jarvis Cocker never had? Yeah."

"You know the mouthy bitch at the park? Yeah, you know the girl talking about what a complete idiot the bitch is being? You sound like a singy-songy version of her. That's a compliment, I promise."

Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

NEW SONG: Turns out I hate you (you sneaky little fuck)

Said I wouldn't write another song about youNot since the last one, the last one fell throughNot since they've said"Hey you, you're in that bandWhat was that song you wrote? How did it go?"Turns out I...
Posted by on Sun, 03 May 2009 13:55:00 GMT

Ruby and her Fat Arms

I am really pissed off. Really really. I have spent about 40 hours making this fucking dress for my Textiles coursework and I tried it on yesterday for the first time because it's nearly finished, and...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Apr 2009 12:04:00 GMT

Smack that (all on the floor)

Akon is definitely my idol...Today I had my GCSE Drama practical exam, so now Drama is over for me forever, yayayay... I was going actually insane waiting for our turn, it was the scariest thing. And ...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Mar 2009 16:11:00 GMT

"Ruby the & Whorses"

I have had a lovely, lovely weekend, thank you!This was the bad part:I woke up on Saturday with a digusting face and two bloodshot eyes. Prettttyyy. I then got the train from Ipswich to Liverpool Stre...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jan 2009 13:08:00 GMT

Especially Red

Especially RedHang like a terrible illness,limp and gleaming, bloodyin black and blue and red.You hang in my door frame,eating away at the wood -foaming, frothing, gliding hot and healthyin the pulp.Y...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Jan 2009 10:05:00 GMT

Merry Christmas, but I think Ill miss this one this year

This is obviously the best Christmas song - no competition. The Kate Nash version last year was sweet as, but I can't find it anywhere... Bah humbug (No, that's too strong). Oh, but listen to the Jose...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Dec 2008 14:05:00 GMT

100 things (blatent idea thievery from Jose Vanders)

I was looking through Jose Vanders' blog, and saw a post of '100 things to do this year'. I have all night spare, so I'm going to do the same thing. Although probably not for just THIS year, because 1...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 16:49:00 GMT

George Allagiah vs Krishnan Guru-Murthy. Safe.

Summer is upon is. Isn't it fucking brilliant.I have been off school for two weeks already, and I've done nothing. Seriously. Nothing. The highlight has been making a lasagne. It was a good lasagne, f...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 15:17:00 GMT

New song: Splitting Seams

Splitting SeamsAnd he keeps her teeth in a jar in the sun on the windowsillOne tooth for every year he's been aloneAnd he bites and he screams and he scratches and he cackles in his sleepBut there's n...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 14:27:00 GMT

Latitude; "So that was the first big weekend of the summer"

Best weekend ever. Srsly.I met the nicest people in the world, and I kissed Phil Jupitus.http://www.bbc.co.uk/suffolk/content/articles/2008/0 7/22/ruby_whorses_latitude_feature.shtml
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 09:11:00 GMT