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Anton

I'm so zeitgeist.

About Me


...and then, and then, and then! Halibut. Hell, a boot. Snuff! Sniff: Oooh, a whiff of cologne (or mist). Dear Dr. Kevorkian, God bless you and all sweet parsons who bequeth us all with the gift of...

My Interests

Failing at whistling, awkward prose, toying with semantics, tastefully macabre, dubious morals, and sordid theatrics.

I'd like to meet:

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Olivia Munn

Music:

Peaches, Typical Cats, Cannibal Ox, Radiohead, Daughters, Mono, Animosity, Dark Funeral, Despised Icon, the Black Dahlia Murder, Between the Buried and Me, Isis, Cephalic Carnage, As the Sun Sets, Converge, Jesu, Opeth, Leng T'che, Misery Index, Tower of Rome, Regurgitate, Terminally Your Aborted Ghost, the Number 12 Looks Like You, Immortal Technique, Give Up the Ghost, hewhocorrupts

Movies:

City of God, Everything is Illuminated, Amores Perros, Lost in Translation, Box, the Believer, Bad Education, Waking Life, Suicide Club, Party Monster, Audition

Television:

Weeds, Attack of the Show, Dexter, the L Word, Queer as Folk, Heroes, Current TV, the Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Real Time with Bill Maher, Project Runway

Books:

Nabokov, Wolf, Sedaris, Hesse, Neruda, Bukowski, Plath, Rand, Dostoevsky, Tolstoy, Murakami, Vonnegut, Palahniuk, Vidal

Heroes:

Mariana Van Zeller

My Blog

Homewrecker

The names of the people mentioned here have been changed to protect their identities.     Johnny said he was about to come when his phone rang.    "Hey babe," he ans...
Posted by Anton on Mon, 19 May 2008 06:36:00 PST

Hail Holy Queen!

Hail, Holy Queen, Mother of Wastrels!Who cursed our lives by squandering your wealth---Wealth that was not the product of your ownHard work and industry. To thee do we cry,Your poor banishe...
Posted by Anton on Sun, 18 May 2008 09:05:00 PST

Post-marked

NonchalantlyI'm beginning to wonderIf there's really a ceiling aboveMy head, a chair cushioningMy ass, and fingers tapping awayAt the keyboard that creates Letters that form words in the ...
Posted by Anton on Sun, 04 May 2008 08:40:00 PST

Noon at the Deli.

Often when she passes behind me, like a lame cow napping in vast greener pastures, I relish the joy that exists in ripping through her flesh with this bread knife.She vexes me more so thanany news of ...
Posted by Anton on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:17:00 PST

APC

    In high school, my English classes revolved around an elaborate ritual known as the Timed-Writing: a 40 minute period in which we were expected to produce an essay that analyzed a s...
Posted by Anton on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 11:09:00 PST

an Ode to Manila

    My childhood was set between two homes. The first was the building that my grandmother owned, which was located in an old part of Manila, the city where I grew up. The place was a s...
Posted by Anton on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 03:48:00 PST

Rebels in the Pipeline

The following videos are a product of Current Vanguard’s journalist Mariana van Zeller who travelled to one of the most unstable regions in th...
Posted by Anton on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 08:52:00 PST

Boy, constricted

Struck by the dual predator of insomnia and nostalgia some few weeks to about a month ago, I rummaged through my belongings and chanced upon all the notebooks I wrote in during high school. Most of th...
Posted by Anton on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 12:48:00 PST

This Old Man

He clasps his aching hands, blistered with age, Although it pains him to do so While he recites his evening prayers and His lips, chapped from the splintering cold, Struggle to blurt an Our Father.Lyi...
Posted by Anton on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 05:31:00 PST

Love Handles

Pink is the kitschiest color, the mutant offspring of red and white’s violent nights of fornication. Pink is the tank top worn by this mammoth of a lady standing in front of me at the check-out ...
Posted by Anton on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 04:02:00 PST