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Mr. Dano

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Well, before I start I should just let you know, I have been known to embellish the truth. I am the sexiest person alive, and I am perfect in every way. Not really. I suppose this is where I say stuff about me, but I think I shall say stuff that's not true about me. For starters popular belief aside, I am not a pirate. I don't have 4 arms. I have never served the Government as an assasian....that would be sweet. I don't have blonde hair, but have been known to dye it that colour sometimes. I don't like to prance around in my underwear.....I LOVE to. Oh I can dance at the speed of light.I like to think of myself as a creative person, but I'm not, the most creative thing I've ever made was a fully automated sex robot.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone famous really. Shit i'd settle for a douche celebrity, like someone from a reality show.

My Blog

Problem with the World

Granted that I am not the worlds smartest man, nor am I the worlds second smartest man, infact I think I'd be somewhere in the high teens....maybe 17th. But it doesn't take the worlds 16 most smartest...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 19:24:00 GMT

I can't spell.

So I can't spell. What a shock! If you don't know what I'm talking about, look at one of my other blog thingies. Yes grammah isn't my thing. Oh well.
Posted by on Sat, 19 May 2007 07:45:00 GMT

Hey loosers! (This means you)

Hey loosers, stop posting crap in my comments about "If you do this for me, we will both win an i phone. I don't care. Wait a minute......nope I still don't care. I don't care about a iphone, if I did...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 16:18:00 GMT

Grapes

I just put 24 grapes in my mouth. I am truley great.
Posted by on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 03:00:00 GMT

Biting

One time when I was about 6 or 7, I was at a school carnival and I was dressed up as a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and there was this jumping castle and I went on it. My mother said not to bite it. ...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 03:18:00 GMT