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The Pimp Saber!!!
You have a Purple Lightsaber.Purple is associated with wisdom, dignity,
independence, creativity, mystery, and magic.
Purple denotes high spirituality and
religious aspiration. Purple also represents
Peacefulness and Purification. It also has a
sense of intuitive understanding and a
feeling of intimacy with the world.
What Colored Lightsaber Would You Have?
brought to you by Quizilla "All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day...I'm not sure exactly what it was. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another. If I'm going to have a past, I'd prefer it to be multiple choice! HAHAHA!!!"--The Joker from Batman: The Killing Joke Your walk is:
Pirate-esque
Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com "What if I've finally turned into what they've always said I was gonna turn into? A maniac." -Marv from Sin City. I'm a wrestling fan with aspirations to be a writer or some such thing. Either where it involves writing comics or my ultimate goal of being a filmmaker, to write and direct. I want to make low budget crap B-horror and Monty Python-esque comedy. I'm pretty laid back and easy going. I don't have very much free time these days and I tend to make stupid jokes. If you wanna find me on yahoo I'm demongrave. On xbox live I'm "ImaRandyBadger", though I don't know why. I frequently use sarcasm. My blog "Ah, humans never cease to amaze me" (you'll have to dig for it) is REQUIRED reading, along with the ensuing comments, if you want to get to know me. I just might not be what you think. I also tend to say things that don't make any sense to regular people but usually hopefully makes perfect sense to me. That, and I sometimes ramble. Fair warning. I have an odd, random, and unpredictable sense of humor. I also can't think of anything else to put in here right now, so.......yeah...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: John
Birthday: 2/11/1982
Birthplace: Hammond, Indiana
Current Location: Between the Living and the Dead
Eye Color: black
Hair Color: black
Height: 6'1
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Mexican, Cherokee, Lycan, just a little German
The Shoes You Wore Today: my black boots
Your Weakness: Sharp objects and possibly getting hit by cars. Also, my power ring has no affect on yellow...
Your Fears: sunlight, things without legs that are faster than me, dying unfullfilled
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni thin crust
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Time travel and get last year back.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Crap in a hat....
Thoughts First Waking Up: ......dammit....
Your Best Physical Feature: my personality................crap...
Your Bedtime: sunrise
Your Most Missed Memory: One week in May
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: never touch the stuff
Chocolate or Vanilla: why not both?
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: smoke what?
Do you Swear: fuck no, I'm Catholi..........goddammit.....
Do you Sing: Only to others dismay.
Do you Shower Daily: Yep. Stop picturing me nekkid! Pervs....
Have you Been in Love: It's happened
Do you want to go to College: not really
Do you want to get Married: I don't know, maybe
Do you belive in yourself: Yes. Join the following and you can believe in me too!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when I'm moving.
Do you think you are Attractive: I am a sexy beast. 40% sexy, 60% beast.
Are you a Health Freak: NACHOS!!!!!
Do you get along with your Parents: Yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: Not during hurricane season.
Do you play an Instrument: I handle a pretty mean bagpipe..
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: nope
In the past month have you Smoked: smoked what?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Oh, that! Um, no.....
In the past month have you gone on a Date: not really
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes. Stay out of the puzzle store. That fucker's creepier than I am.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I never eat boxes.....of Oreos...
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, they forgot to cook it. Lazy ass Canadians.
In the past month have you been on Stage: I feature dance at Cheapendales, right next to the Walmart. I now carry exact change for you late night shoppers..
In the past month have you been Dumped: Not I.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: STOP PICTURING ME NEKKID!!!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: other people's bad jokes
Ever been Drunk: I say "no".
Ever been called a Tease: not in english
Ever been Beaten up: men have tried to no avail
Ever Shoplifted: No, and I'll thank you to stop looking at the bulge in my pants.
How do you want to Die: A mighty bolt of lightning through the heart after having slain my greatest enemy on a hilltop with my bare hands.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A filmmaker/comic book writer/finally fucking happy with life
What country would you most like to Visit: Brazil, Italy, or Latveria
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I don't look at those. lol. I mean brown. or green or blue or whatever.
Favourite Hair Color: brunettes kill me
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: I like tall, but I really have no particular preference for most of these.
Weight: average I guess, like I said, I'm not really picky.
Best Clothing Style: Is "none" a good answer?
Number of Drugs I have taken: Just that one that one time, and I'm still the king of the gypsie moth people.
Number of CDs I own: a lot
Number of Piercings: none. on a girl, surprise me.
Number of Tattoos: none. On a girl, there's always that one right above the butt. And it's always a butterfly or some tribal marking.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Just everything between '82 and now. Especially now.
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! "If you are going through hell, keep going."-Winston Churchill. "You need self-hate to be funny. No matter what anybody tells you, people who were really popular in high school aren't that funny. They just aren't." -Conan O'Brian
MyGen Profile Generator
.. You scored as Biting. When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.

Biting


100%

Bondage


75%

Blind Folds


67%

Whips


58%

Chains/Handcuffs


42%

Blood


25%
What..s Your Kinky Turn On?
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You are the Marquis Da Sade. Even stripped of
exaggerations, Your real life was as dramatic
and as tragic as a cautionary tale. Born to
an ancient and noble house, you were married
(against your wishes) to a middle-class
heiress for money, caused scandals with
prostitutes and with your sister-in-law, thus
enraging your mother-in-law, who had you
imprisoned under a lettre de cachet for 14
years until the Revolution freed you.
Amphibian, protean, charming, you became a
Revolutionary, miraculously escaping the
guillotine during the Terror, only to be
arrested later for publishing your erotic
novels. You spent your final 12 years in the
insane asylum at Charenton, where you caused
another scandal by directing plays using
inmates and professional actors. You died
there in 1814, virtually in the arms of your
teenage mistress. You are a revolutionary deviant. I applaud you.
Which Imfamous criminal are you?
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My Interests

YEAR OF THE DOG
You are most like the WEREWOLF! The werewolf,
perhaps the most misunderstood mythological
being, is often mistaken for dark, evil,
accursed beings of only the worst nightmares.
But there is the many other sides of the
story. Some see them as creatures of
free-will, therefor are neutral on the
subject. While others see them as wolves only
bigger, smart, loyal creatures. Yet in nearly
every story they are described as mysterious
and cunning. You are just that, mysterious,
cunning, smart and loyal.

What Mythical Creature Best Represents You? (Pretty Pics)
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You Are Scary
You even scare scary people sometimes! How Scary Are You?Take the quiz:
What Supervillain are you?

Doctor Doom
You are Doctor Doom. Powerful and Tyrannical, you preside over the small European country of Latveria, where the people are terrified of your merciless dictatorship. You see this insignificant country as only a small step in your plans for world conquest.

Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!
.. You scored as Buddhism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Buddhism. Do more research on Buddhism and possibly consider becoming Buddhist, if you are not already. In Buddhism, there are Four Noble Truths: (1) Life is suffering. (2) All suffering is caused by ignorance of the nature of reality and the craving, attachment, and grasping that result from such ignorance. (3) Suffering can be ended by overcoming ignorance and attachment. (4) The path to the suppression of suffering is the Noble Eightfold Path, which consists of right views, right intention, right speech, right action, right livelihood, right effort, right-mindedness, and right contemplation. These eight are usually divided into three categories that base the Buddhist faith: morality, wisdom, and samadhi, or concentration. In Buddhism, there is no hierarchy, nor caste system; the Buddha taught that one's spiritual worth is not based on birth.

Buddhism


88%

agnosticism


83%

Satanism


79%

Islam


58%

Paganism


54%

Christianity


46%

Hinduism


42%

atheism


33%

Judaism


33%
Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
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I'd like to meet:

Whatever.
"I like girls, and I like to kiss 'em."-Jim Carey
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Music:

Metallica, Alice in Chains, Korn, Godsmack, Earshot, Flaw, Disturbed, Stabbing Westward, Soundgarden, Rob Zombie, My Chemical Romance, Kittie, Dimmu Borgir, Arch Enemy, Evanescence, Slipknot, Stonesour, Chevelle, Smile Empty Soul, Nine Inch Nails, Cold, Static-X, Rammstein, 3 Doors Down, Lacuna Coil, A Perfect Circle, Tool, Future Leaders of the World, Deftones, Drowning Pool, Soil, Seether, Mushroomhead, Nirvana, Sevendust, Bush, Demons and Wizards, H. I. M., Marilyn Manson, Cradle of Filth, Three Days Grace, The Union Underground, ACDC, Trivium, Tenacious D, Weird Al, Killswitch Engage, The Cult, Queen, 30 Seconds to Mars, ZZ Top, Richard Cheese, Lamb of God, Danny Elfman, AFI, 10 Years, Iced Earth, Sanctioned, Moonspell, Otep, Funeral Dusk, Fear Factory, Kidneythieves......mostly hard rock and metal, some classical, and I also love comedy .. width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

Take the quiz:
Which vampire from the Vampire Chronicles By Anne Rice are you?

Louis de Pointe du Lac
You are Louis de Pointe du Lac. Louis was created by Lestat after he had lost all hope for life and existence and this attracted Lestat. Louis gave in to the choice, and under Lestat became a vampire. But Louis was quickly horrified by what he had become, and soon refused to slay humans, and rather, fed off animals or not at all. He is ravaged hopelessly by grief and sorrow, and always the quest for answers, and the fear that there may be none. He is a miserable vampire, but throughout his life, he finds moments of happiness. Mon Dieu, Louis! Will nothing make you smile?
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Mean lil fellow, arn't you?
What Monty Python Character are you?
brought to you by Quizilla .. width="425" height="350" .. My favorite movie right now is Underworld: Evolution. It owns. See it. Now. Unless you haven't seen the first one, then go see that first. Horror, comedy, and their step-child: crap B-horror (I love that garbage! It's great!), action, kung fu and ninjas are always cool, comic superheroes as long as Joel Shumacer is not involved.. Whatever keeps me from being bored.

Television:

WWE (WRESTLING!!!).. ,Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Adult Swim, Criss Angel: Mindfreak, Conan O'Brian, Heroes, Howard Stern, Comedy Central Presents,.....again, whatever keeps me from being bored.
.. You scored as Angel. Yep you are the cute dark and oh so mysterious one. It takes people awhile before they know you. You have a scary past that you try to make amends for. Good luck with that!

Angel


100%

Armand


83%

Marius


83%

Dracula


83%

Lestat


75%

Blade


75%

Spike


58%

Deacon Frost


50%

Akasha


33%

Louis


33%
Whose your Vampire personality? (images)
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Books:

COMICS!!! (Marvel junkie)
.. You scored as Hartigan. You are Hartigan. You expect a lot from yourself. You want to do what is right, but if you don't succeed you can be very hard on youself. When things seem grim, litte things keep you going such as letters or gestures from others. A strong believer in justice, you always keep your values. Continue to make the most of your life, but make sure to ease up on yourself a little.

Hartigan


78%

Dwight


68%

Marv


58%

Nancy


50%

Shellie


45%

Becky


43%

Gail


40%

Jackie Boy


38%

Yellow bastard.


5%
Which Sin City character are you (new version)?
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.. You scored as Rogue. Rogue is a strong but tragic personality. She loves Gambit. Because of her mutant powers, she cannot touch anyone without hurting them. Therefore, she longs for human contact. However, this southern gal's strong personality has allowed her to deal with this. Powers: Absorbs lifeforce and powers by touch, Super strength, and flight

Jean Grey


75%

Rogue


75%

Wolverine


70%

Iceman


65%

Nightcrawler


50%

Emma Frost


40%

Gambit


40%

Cyclops


40%

Colossus


40%

Beast


30%

Storm


20%
Most Comprehensive X-Men Personality Quiz 2.0
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Heroes:

The Undertaker, Mick Foley, Eddie Guerrero, Christopher Reeve, Rodney Dangerfield, Howard Stern, and Spider-man Your results:
You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 90% Superman 80% Supergirl 65% Robin 65% The Flash 65% Batman 60% Hulk 55% Wonder Woman 50% Green Lantern 45% Iron Man 35% Catwoman 30% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...

My Blog

VD 08/ Face it, Tiger, I just hit the jackpot!

Much has happened since my last blog.  The life I once led, hell, every life I've led between 1982 and 2007 is over.  Also, this blog will not be about or any reference to the previous relat...
Posted by Living Dead Man on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 01:44:00 PST

random blog/Dance of the Walmart Monkeys

Wether or not this blog has anything to do with the dancing Walmart monkey is doubtful.  (Sorry, Mittens) This blog is mostly cause I'm bored and haven't made a new one in a while.  I'll hav...
Posted by Living Dead Man on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 12:55:00 PST

See my heart now I decorate it like a grave

Desperate Now by Stabbing Westward I keep breaking all the promises That I keep making to myself You'd think by now that I'd be over this Instead I'm feeling sorry for myself So why does everything se...
Posted by Living Dead Man on Sun, 27 May 2007 03:16:00 PST

Remembering Resurrection

Today by Smashing Pumpkins   Today is the greatestDay I've ever knownCan't live for tomorrow,Tomorrow's much too longI'll burn my eyes outBefore I get out I wanted moreThan life could ever grant ...
Posted by Living Dead Man on Fri, 18 May 2007 10:56:00 PST

A blog-worthy tragedy

So, last week sunday, I got hungry.  I find it happens from time to time.  And in my possession at that moment happened to be a frozen pizza and a can of chef boyardee ravioli.  But, fu...
Posted by Living Dead Man on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 06:49:00 PST

VD'07 continued..

Running Away by Hoobastank I don't want you to give it all upAnd leave your own life collecting dustAnd I don't want you to feel sorry for meYou never gave us a chance to beAnd I don't need you to be ...
Posted by Living Dead Man on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 11:59:00 PST

The more things change, the more they stay the same..

Is this a victory?  Is this another loss?  Whatever, it just is..     My Curse by Killswitch Engage I watched you walk awayHopeless, with nothing to sayI strain my eyesHoping to se...
Posted by Living Dead Man on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 08:58:00 PST

The Five Year Eulogy

Brothers and Sisters of the Congregation!  We are gathered here today to celebrate a life that has passed, and a life that has risen anew!  Can I get an Amen!?  Yes, you see my brothers...
Posted by Living Dead Man on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 02:24:00 PST

Solstice .3

Solstice #3 Sunrise part 3 The year is 1944.  Hidden away at a secret military bunker on the outskirts of Germany are a handful of American soldiers.  One of those soldiers is young Jesse Ra...
Posted by Living Dead Man on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 09:17:00 PST

"The Endless Passion of Immortal Love"

Through Glass by Stonesour I'm looking at you through the glass Don't know how much time has passed Oh god it feels like forever But no one ever tells you That forever feels like home Sitting all alon...
Posted by Living Dead Man on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 11:41:00 PST