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Cris Moon

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About Me

Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste. I've been around for a long, long years. Stole many a man's soul and faith. And I was 'round when Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and pain. Made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate. Pleased to meet you. Hope you guess my name. But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game. I stuck around St. Petersburg when I saw it was a time for a change. Killed the czar and his ministers. Anastasia screamed in vain. I rode a tank. Held a general's rank when the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank. Pleased to meet you. Hope you guess my name, oh yeah. Ah, what's puzzling you is the nature of my game, oh yeah. I watched with glee while your kings and queens fought for ten decades for the gods they made. I shouted out "Who killed the Kennedys?" when after all it was you and me. Let me please introduce myself. I'm a man of wealth and taste. And I laid traps for troubadours who get killed before they reached Bombay. Pleased to meet you. Hope you guessed my name. Oh yeah. But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game. Oh yeah. Get down baby. Pleased to meet you. Hope you guessed my name. Oh yeah. But what's confusing you is just the nature of my game. Just as every cop is a criminal and all the sinners saints. As heads is tails. Just call me Lucifer 'cause I'm in need of some restraint. So if you meet me have some courtesy, have some sympathy and some taste. Use all your well-learned politesse or I'll lay your soul to waste. Um yeah. Pleased to meet you. Hope you guessed my name. Um yeah. But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game. Um mean it. Get down.

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Cris Moon a lavoro

Love me tender, negozio di alimenti e accessori per animali.Vecchio ciccione: "Buongiorno, vorrei qualcosa per le talpe".Cris Moon: "Emh......da mangiare?"."Ma che magnà! Io le voglio ammazzà!".
Posted by on Fri, 02 May 2008 07:21:00 GMT

I classici dellumorismo di Cris Moon by Clondie

Volo Ryanair Roma Ciampino-Londra Luton.Cris Moon e Clondie guardano la campagna dell'isola britannica.Clondie: "Guarda i prati, sono tutti all'inglese!".Cris Moon: applausi.
Posted by on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 01:17:00 GMT

I classici dell’umorismo di Cris Moon n.3

Pasquetta.Backstage del Circolo degli Artisti.Dj set di Emanuele Tamagnini. A seguire dj Skalibur.Cris Moon: "Dopo sale Pepe".
Posted by on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 02:35:00 GMT

I classici dell’umorismo di Cris Moon n.2

Pasquetta. Casa di Laura.Emanuele: "Hanno intervistato Dente".Cris Moon: "E’ stato incisivo?"
Posted by on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 09:04:00 GMT

I classici dell’umorismo di Cris Moon

Traffic.Ragazzo all’entrata mai visto prima: "Ce l’hai la tessera? L’hai già fatta? Quando l’hai fatta? Ce l’hai qui? Fammela vedere".Cris Moon: "Aoh questo è nazi con le...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 08:31:00 GMT