Max E Moose

have a real busy schedule! I work hard to plan my day, and there never is enough time. I wake up and eat and start on my first nap. I then wake up and move to the couch for my next nap. My mid day is normally real hectic, that is when I eat again, after that I have to find a patch of sun for a nap. That's the pisser, the others have normally found all of them. I don't share well. I live with my wife, Gage and her human Marion. My wife is older than me, but is beautiful. We share our home with Joe, Mulder, their human Stefanie, Sally, and Goblin. The only problems I have are when I have to get my toe nails clipped. I hiss and yell, but the humans do it any way. It just rubs my fur wrong! Another problem I have is the food. I know that I am a tad tubby, but do my humans need to remind me? They took away my canned food! I have to eat that dry crap. When I am angry I tear up the living room carpet. It makes me feel better. I also wish it was just me and Gage. Don't get me wrong I like my roommates, but Joe is a total food dish hog, Mulder is more stuck up than my wife, Sally sleeps on my pillow, and Goblin is just plain neurotic. I do have some personal issues, I am addicted to cat nip. It is a problem, I just can't quit! I try and try, but the addiction is to strong. I also have chronic bad breath. I know this by the look on my humans face when I hiss because my nails are getting clipped. Well, that is about it. Thanks for saying hi.