well...i suppose im into music - playing stuff on the guitar hehe, i love pubbing and clubbing - just generally getting wrecked - lol...i love my sayings, quotes from films and just random bits of information, lol:bow chicka wow wow, chop it off, yakshimash, jin kui, fat shit, milf...you ever made love to a man? you want to?mother bitches...get me a pack of tropical fruit bubbalicious...and some skittles...my wife, she is dead...dont worry i have another one...this is my wife, this is my other wife, this is my mistress, this is my girlfriend, this is my sister - yuk, this one i have to pay money for - boy is she worth it wow wow wee wah...this is my sister, she is number 4 prostitute in all of kazakstan...whats blue and shags old women? me and my lucky blue overcoat...did you know that a whale produces over 40 gallons of seamen and only 10% enters the female? and you wander why the sea tastes soo salty...
hay everyone, anyone who is up for a luagh and a good time, who loves going out having a few to drink, drop me a line...also if you think that i look anything like keanu reeves or lee ryan, let me know...people say i do but im not too sure...lol
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im into anything and everythin really...im loving timbaland, gym class heroes, rihanna and kanye west at the mo...
my fav has to be the matrix trilogy and bad boys 1 and 2...
dont really whatch much tv...lol, but when i do - i cant get enough of the IT crowd...its hilarious..
i really loved the dan brown books and like a bit of stephen king...
spiderman is ace...loland then theres obviously that amazing guy, me...lol