MRS. GARRETT IS AN ATRACTIVE 3 PIECE ALBUEQUEQUE BOY BAND CONSITING OF BILL (KLOUSE)- BASS/VOX , ELI (LOS LOSERS) -DRUMS/VOX , AND MARTIN (A JERK-OFF THAT SPENDS TOO MUCH TIME DOING HIS HAIR IN THE MORNINGS AND LOOKING IN THE MIRROR) - GUITAR/VOX. OUR GOAL IN THIS PROJECT IS TO HAVE A MAJOR RECORD LABLE PICK US UP SO WE CAN SELL OUT. WE WANT THEM TO GIVE US AN IMAGE, IT WILL BE HARD THOUGH SINCE EVERY MEMBER IN THIS BAND REALY WANT TO BE CASTED PLAYING THE PART OF THE WHITE/BLACK/HISPANIC/KORREAN BOY THAT HAS 6 DIFFENT COLOR ULTRA MEG BRAID EXTENTIONS FOR HAIR (AKA THE ROYBIV).... THAT SHIT IS TIGHT! WE ALSO WANT TO GET SUED BY THAT SAME RECORD COMPANY IF WE ARE COUGHT IN PUBLIC WITH OUT OUR ASSIGHNED UNIFORMS ON OUR PERSON.RIGHT NOW THE MUSIC IS PRETTY MUCH PUNK. THIS DOSE NOT MEAN WE ARE NOT OPEN TO OUTSIDERS REEVALUATIING AND CATIGORISING US. YOU MAY CARE, WE REALY DON'T. ONCE WE GET ON CAPITAL WE WILL HAVE ELTON JOHNY AND MIKE BOLTON WRITTING OUR MUSIC. OUR LITTLE DANCE TROOP THAT WE PARTICIPATE IN WILL BE REPLACED BY PROFESIONAL COERIOGRAFERS. THEN WE WILL BE KNOWEN AS PERFORMERS.FOR NOW WE WILL PLAY LOCAL DIVES AND HOUSE PARTIES FOR BEER. THE $20 CASH PRIZE FROM BARS IS NICE BUT IT JUST GETS WASTED ON BUYING SHOWERS AND FOOD TO BAIT AND LOUR JUNKIE GIRLS TO DO SEXULE FAVORS FOR US. i HAVE CONSOLTED MY CPA ICHABOD AND HE IS CONFEDENT THIS IS A 1040 WRITE OFF.
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