One for the ladies! |
Man driving down road.Woman driving up same road.They pass each other.
The woman yells out the window, PIG!Man yells out window, B I T C H!
Man rounds next curve.Crashes into ...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 12:19:00 GMT |
The Hillbilly Vasectomy |
After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 12:17:00 GMT |
Thoughts to ponder for 2007 |
Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2007
Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted.
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Posted by on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 12:15:00 GMT |
Stereotypical Married Bedtime... |
Husband and wife in bed together...
She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.She:"Oh that feels good."His hand moves to her breast.She: "Gee, honey that feels wonderful."His hand moves to her leg.She: ...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 09:34:00 GMT |
Passwords..... Delicate! |
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, the computer advised him that he wouldnow need to enter a password. Something he will use to log on. T...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 02:24:00 GMT |
My New Pet... |
I'm feeling a bit lonely at the moment and so I decided life would be more fun if I had a pet.So, I went to the pet shop and told the owner that I wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some ...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 01:17:00 GMT |
Never lie to mum!!! |
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but noticing how beautiful John's room-mate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 16:03:00 GMT |
Do you or dont you?!?!?! |
True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was ...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 12:19:00 GMT |
Donkey... |
An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 05:15:00 GMT |
Vaseline... |
A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. H...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 06:04:00 GMT |
