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André

Laugh so I can see em bounce

About Me

I like people,sports plants and a few other things. Im not good at anything. But im definately someone you want to know. I dont know why, but I do know that those who do know me enjoy my company. Dont ask me why, I think theyre crazy
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Andrè Hatch
Birthday: November 16 1989 yep im a snake.
Birthplace: I cant seem to recall where exactly but im sure it smelled funny
Current Location: Standing on a corner in Winslow Arizona
Eye Color: Blue or Green. I dont really know.
Height: 6 feet 2 inches and still growing. I know... im a freak.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Doesnt mater they both suck.(left)
Your Heritage: Canadian (No Joke)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Very Dirty Pumas
Your Weakness: Belly Dancers
Your Fears: Tooth Decay
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese and sauce and dough. If its baked thats a bonus!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Well my goal was to not suck among other things and its been pointed out to me that i have failed. So I guess its gonna be the same one.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Woooooo DOOGGIE
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fuck you Dan Rather
Your Best Physical Feature: Well its not my face, not my smile, not my feet, not my hair, not my personality, not arms or legs or neck. Whats left? My ears?
Your Bedtime: Crazy ass bastards like me dont sleep.
Your Most Missed Memory: When i ran in circles and never got bored. So like yesterday
Pepsi or Coke: As long as it comes in a 40
MacDonalds or Burger King: I perfer fine dining like Yokohama.
Single or Group Dates: I dont like to go on dates all by myself. Those just dont work out. My rule is a 2 person minimum
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Im not a huge tea fan really. Tastes like a Rocky Mountain Oysters.
Chocolate or Vanilla: If you go to Dairy Queen you can eat both... AT THE SAME TIME!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Popcorn definatley popcorn
Do you Smoke: Only my shoes when I run cause i have such blazing speed.
Do you Swear: Hey jesus swore, so why cant I? He set by example god damnt!
Do you Sing: FUCK YEAH
Do you Shower Daily: 1 A DAY!!!! SHIT SON! How am i supposed to pull that off?
Have you Been in Love: Only with life, but we broke up... bitch
Do you want to go to College: Yeah but Id really like to play sports in college.
Do you want to get Married: YES, then me an my wife will procreate and there will be lots of me. HAHAHAHAHA sucks for yall!
Do you belive in yourself: Why should I do that? Thats just crazy talk.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when I move alot.
Do you think you are Attractive: Well I do, but nobody else does, so I guess you could say im an ugly ass bastard.
Are you a Health Freak: As long as im alive an kickin im in good shape far as im concerned
Do you get along with your Parents: Ive discovered that if you dont do what they tell you to do then its real easy to get along with your parents
Do you like Thunderstorms: Every time theres lightning I go running
Do you play an Instrument: Not anymore thank god
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I dont do booze
In the past month have you Smoked: I cant afford it
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No... im not even gonna make some stupid joke bout that one.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Fraid not. Im not much of a ladies man. (its cause they hate me)
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: They mall is a very evil place.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Several actually and dozens of boxes of Chips Ahoy
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes, I have 3 months to live
In the past month have you been on Stage: Everywhere I go is like a stage to me
In the past month have you been Dumped: Cant be dumped if you dont got a girlfriend. Thats a plus i guess
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Shit im naked everywhere go!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Straws
Ever been Drunk: No, Tequila makes me feel funny so I don't drink
Ever been called a Tease: I have nothing to tease with
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah but you shoulda seen the other guy... HE WAS HUGE
Ever Shoplifted: Just candy with orson. He always was a bad influence
How do you want to Die: Fishing Accident
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: An apple
What country would you most like to Visit: Wyoming
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: oh im not gonna be lookin at your eyes dont you worry bout that
Favourite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long Hair: I love it all
Height: as long as I dont step on her or something
Weight: No FAT chicks
Best Clothing Style: Belly Dancer Outfit
Number of Drugs I have taken: Lots of perscription stuff. Some crack cocaine too
Number of CDs I own: 0, Music is the Devils laughter
Number of Piercings: Im not some freak!
Number of Tattoos: I got freckles, thats sorta like a natural tatoo
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Why was I even born? Its a freaking Mystery
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My Interests

You baby and no one else, I swear.
You Are 4: The Individualist
You are sensitive and intuitive, with others and yourself.

You are creative and dreamy... plus dramatic and unpredictable.

You're emotionally honest, real, and easily hurt.

Totally expressive, others always know exactly how you feel. What Number Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Ludacris, Chad Tracy, The cop who arrested me and Flexible women.

Music:

HIPPITY HOPPITY, Ghetto Harmonizin, and pretty much anything else that don't yell at me.... I don't like things that yell. Oh and BANANZA (Belly Dancer)

Movies:

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly! Its my theme song too!

Television:

I don't watch alot of TV, but I do enjoy the occasional episode of baywatch and those "Girls Gone Wild" Ads I see so much of. They make me happy.

Books:

Like who even wants to read these days with all the violence and sex on TV. I'm just shittin ya, I can't read

Heroes:

Chad Tracy, Barney (cause he has big balls to do that for a living), Hue Hefner, Oprah and America's Fire Fighters.Take the quiz:
What NCAA Team are you?

Texas
You are Texas!!! You are the new champions in town! Texas was a team in the making, but now is not just a team, but THE team to beat!
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What NFL WR are you????? (Sick PIcz)

Steve Smith
Short, but Great hands and has tremendous Speed
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You are The Flash The Flash 100% Spider-Man 70% Robin 70% Iron Man 45% Superman 40% Wonder Woman 40% Hulk 40% Green Lantern 40% Supergirl 20% Catwoman 10% Batman 0% Fast, athletic and flirtatious.
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What baseball player are you?

Manny Ramirez
You are energetic and enthusiastic.
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