about me? why does anyone want to know about me? well, for starters im african-armenian and i live in a van with two hampsters. it's a wild life i tell ya. my favorite candy is chocolate and i have a nice sweater. i moved to this country by caravan 3 months ago with my friend tom sandals. he is dead. but it is okay i have a new friend. i am divorced 2 times. it is okay. i had no money so the bitches took my slippers. anyways, i love amerika!
PS
This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.
