Favortie Quotes:
"I believe in the soul, ... the small of a woman's back, the hanging curveball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, ... opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days." ~ Crash Davis
"Life is what happens to you, while you are busy making other plans", John Lennon
"Do not worry about anything, instead pray about everything.", Unknown
"You know a heart can be broken, but it still keeps a'beatin just the same.", Fried Green Tomatoes
"Don't ever cry over a guy, cause if he is worth it, he won't make you cry.", Unknown
"We are the people our parents warned us about.", Jimmy Buffett
"For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these; What might have been.", John Greenleaf Whitter
"The best things in life are truly unseen, thats why we close our eyes when we cry, kiss, and dream.", Unknown
"Remember; Y'all is singular, all y'all is plural, and all y'alls is plural possessive.", Kinky Friedman
"The weather is here, wish you were beautiful.", Jimmy Buffett
Baseball:
--"You cant coach the Major Leagues, you're just a kid!" --- "Yes I can, Its the American League, they've got the DH, how hard can it be?", Little Big League
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.", Rogers Hornsby
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.", Dave Barry
"Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer.", Ted Williams
"A hot dog at the ballgame beats steak at the Ritz.", Humphrey Bogart
"You gotta be a man to play baseball for a living, but you gotta have a lot of little boy in you, too.", Roy Campanella
"I see great things in baseball. It's our game - the American game. It will take our people out-of-doors, fill them with oxygen, give them a larger physical stoicism. Tend to relieve us from being a nervous, dyspeptic set. Repair these losses, and be a blessing to us.", Walt Whitman
"The designated hitter rule is like letting someone else take Wilt Chamberlain's free throws.", Rick Wise, 1974
"Baseball is the only place in life where a sacrifice is really appreciated.", Author Unknown
"I don't know why people like the home run so much. A home run is over as soon as it starts.... The triple is the most exciting play of the game. A triple is like meeting a woman who excites you, spending the evening talking and getting more excited, then taking her home. It drags on and on. You're never sure how it's going to turn out.", George Foster, 1978
"The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love.", Bryant Gumbel, 1981
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