I'm single. 'Nuff said...
Really Random... a survey for the seriously bored.
Created by ryrofan and taken 788 times on Bzoink
How are you feeling?: Noncomplacent i suppose
Why?: How the fuck do I explain that....?
Was Avril Lavigne ever good?: Hell to the no! She's nothing but a fucking disgrace to all musicians.
What's your favorite thing to draw?: Boobies. They make my world go 'round.
Are/were your parents strict about the volume of your stereo?: No. They were more concerned about how high I cranked my amp at 2 in the morning.
Isn't Miley Cyrus such a joke?: You don't know the half of it.
Why are you bored?: <<<<<< What kind of a stupid ass question is that?
Do you know who Guy Ripley is?: This isn't a gay joke is it?
Can you name the members of your favorite band?: James Hetfield, Lars Ulrich, Kirk Hammett, and Rob Trujillo.
Iz it stoopid 2 typ3 lik dis?: Yeah bugs the fuck outta me. Makes me want to reach through the phone and slap the shit outta the wankster.
What's your take on skater boys?: Posers.
I'm sorry. I'm listening to Avril because I liked her when I was young. xP
Do you have an MP3 player or iPod?: Yeah
Who was your favorite Sesame Street character?: Cookie Monster!
Is it fun to talk like a gangster sometimes?: Everyday, DiMaggio! Fuget about it!
Do you have any magazine subscriptions?: nay
What's your favorite videogame?: Hmm Fable
Are labels for soup cans?: Did you actually read this before you asked it?
What's the weather like?: Muggy
What's the biggest disappointment that's ever happened to you?: Last year I found out that I'm actually a bunch of squirrels in a Ryan suit.
Have you ever played with Legos?: All the time when I was a whippersnapper
What's your take on the smell of play-doh?: Smells like....all the shit that gets stuck under your nails.
Do you type with the numbers above the letters or the numberpad?: Numbers above.
Ever taken a screenshot?: Several
What accent gets on your nerves?: The French! To hell with the French! FaggiooooOOooOoOohs!
Have you ever felt alone?: More often than not.
When do you feel the most loved?: During sex. HA! Am I right?
Is this random enough?: Not really. You have NO enthusiasm towards your work.
Pens or Sharpies?: I'd rather piss my name in the snow...
Do you hate when AIM turns :) into a smiley?: Thats called "help". Something you should have had with this survey.
Did you ever watch Juno?: Yeah on accident. Wow...I really hated myself for that.
How about Superbad?: Fuck yeah! That was a bitchin movie.
Do you use Qtips to clean your ears?: Yeah. What else would I use? A corkscrew?
Guitar or Bass?: I love them both.
When Blink-182 broke up, did you side with Tom or Mark?: When Blink 182 broke up they did the music world a favor.
Is Netflix convenient?: Dunno. Don't use it all that often
How often do you brush your teeth?: 2-3 times a day.
Hoodie or coat?: Hoodie
Classic Chucks or the new low-tops?: No thanks. I'm not gay.
High Tops are better, by the way. They're true Converse.
Were you mad when Panic! At The Disco dropped the !: No, I was mad when Panic at the Disco got a label.
Would you say you've led a pretty good life so far?: Only done a few overnighters so bet your ass!
Is the glass half empty or half full?: What glass...? Oh that! Thats not a glass. Thats a llama.
What's in the glass?: We just covered this. Not a glass. Llama. Petting zoo. Get it...?
Have you ever been to Warped Tour?: Noooo
Is it true that all girls love Vitamin Water?: Where the fuck did that come from?!
Cause I do.
What's the worst injury you've ever sustained?: Broken ribs, cracked ribs, and concussion. All at once.
If you could marry a celebrity, who would it be?: Olsen twins. Cause there's two of em!
Have you ever completed a 1000 piece puzzle?: Not lately
A one or an one?: "An one" is grammatically correct. "A one" is verbally sound.
Have you ever heard a person from Philadelphia say water?: nope. My friends from Philly drink beer.
Do you keep a journal?: Not as often as I should
What's the best pick-up line you ever heard?: Wanna fuck?
How often are you on MySpace (if you have one)?: Daily
Acoustic or electric?: Both
Can you turn it up to 11?: I'll crank it to 11.8 if I can get away with it.
Do you even know what that's from?: Hey fuck you, bucko! This metalhead did HIS homework.
Am I boring you?: Kinda. But probably not as bad as hearing your voice..
What snack can you eat by the bag?: Manure.
Are you ready for the cable changes in 2009?: I've got better things to do.
Will there really be an apocalypse one day?: The way we're maiming the planet? Hell yeah.
Type a Chuck Norris joke.: Chuck Norris counted to infinite. TWICE!
Is G-A-B-E a'comin for you?: Certainly hope not. Gonna catch an ass whuppin at the door.
I trust you know this, but I meant Gabe Saporta.
Do you have texting enabled on your cellphone? Do your parents?: Yep. Yeah they're trying to keep up with the times.
How many other students are in your grade at school?: I graduated some time back.
I have about 1000. xP
Has your school ever been featured on an MTV show like Made?: No, my school sucked the bag.
What's your favorite curse word?: Ooh! There's so many to choose from I can hardly contain myself.
Are you religious?: Somewhat.
Are catholics too strict?: Hahahahahahaha.....ha!
If God created us all
And there are sins he doesn't want us to commit
Why would he give us the power to commit them?: Whats the point in creating something that you have total control over? Free will makes us what we are.
That's a pretty choice question, isn't it?: Oh sure! Just go ahead and pat yourself right on the back, fuckstick.
Are you smug?: No, but you obviously are having some issues.
Where's your favorite place to shop?: Mmm Guitar Center.
Do you have to go to the Grocery store with your parents?: I don't have to do jack.
How do you pronounce Zumiez?: Better question. How do you type a pronounciation?
Macbeth: a play or a shoe?: A play...about shoes.
What's on your bedroom wall?: Posters. Bwah!
Tacks, tape, putty, or nails?: Tacks and tape.
Did you get scared watching any Saw movies?: No, just confused and irritated.
Does anything scare you?: Not being there for the people who need me most.
Hey There Delilah: guilty pleasure or pure hate?: Good song.
What does FBR stand for?: Fubar Bollocks Racers
Name a movie Matt Damon was in besides the Bourne trilogy: Stuck on You
Did you hear Ana-Nicole Smith died?: Yeah
How old do you think Hugh Hefner is?: Ancient. Spends most of his time on display in musuems
What color is your keyboard?: Black
Have you ever used livejournal or Mibba before?: No
Where's a better go-to for photos: photobucket or buzznet?: Photobucket
Friends or Enemies?: Well thats not very specific at all, is it?
Is Pete Wentz real?: Didn't he invent bacon or something?
Do you own a Viva La Bands compilation?: Nah
Film or digital?: Digital
Have you ever had Farmers' Iced Tea?: No. Pretty sure I'm straight.
But you've had an Arizona, right?: A few.
What's your morning routine?: Get up and grab my guitar.
Which was your favorite Gameboy: Pocket, Color, Advanced, or SP?: SP
Did you watch Barney when you were little?: No. That show was proven to make you retarded in several different ways.
BJ was a suggestive name, wasn't it?: Was? Still is! Shame its mostly given to guys.
Where's the craziest place you've ever fallen asleep?: While driving, front yard, a strangers bed, hot tub, back of truck (while on the highway) the list goes on.
How spicy do you like your Salsa?: Fiery!
If you had a twin, would they be identical or fraternal?: Fraternal.
Why?: No sense in having two handsome devils running around confusing the ladies.
What's the difference?: Identical look alike. Fraternal were born at the same time but have different features.
Do you have the Guitar Hero disease?: I agree. It IS in fact a disease. A disease commonly known as stupidity and being a fag-bagel.
Was Rock Band a ripoff, or did it end up better?: Just another cancer and insult to real musicians.
Now that there's drums, Guitar Hero isn't really Guitar Hero anymore.
Did you ever notice a lot of bands from the 90's had numbers in their name?: No. I don't really pay that close attention to useless bullshit.
What does 3EB mean to you?: Probably a type of battery. HAHA!
Energy drink of choice?: Rockstar. How cliche
Should I keep going?: Don't make it sound so much like sex.
Are you mad I did anyway?: Now THAT sounds like sex.
Do your parents get free things from where they work?: Free or stolen?
About papermate retractable pencils...
Did you notice they don't sell replacements for the erasers?: Yeah they do. I used them in highschool.
Have you ever kept the same pencil for an entire school year?: No, I intended to pass.
Color Surge markers don't have replacement paper, either.: WTF is Color Surge?
Can you snap your fingers?: Yessir!
What's the worst book you ever read?: No clue
Do you have a lot of family photos?: I'm not photogenic
Are a lot of them framed on your walls purposely to embarass you?: Nope. Won't allow it
Is there a woset in your closet?: A woset?
Who's the executive producer of all Law & Order shows?: I don't know. I have a life.
Did you ever see the movie Holes?: Yeah pretty decent
Did you know Mr. Sir is actually Angelina Jolie's father?: Didn't have a clue
Ironic that he and Shia both ended up in Transformers, eh?: I guess. Conspire much?
Is world peace possible?: No. Everyone is too concerned with selfish motives and alternative agendas. World peace is but a hopeless dream
Have you ever participated in The Day Of Silence?: Ah no. You'll never shut me up.
If so, did you get in trouble for it?: ...
What was your favorite report you did in school?: Inspirations to my Life
Is summer vacation a relief or a dissappointment?: I wouldn't know. It stopped when i graduated
Have I made any spelling mistakes yet?: Yeah. "Dissappointment" only has one "s".
Do you make a lot of grammatical errors?: I try not to. Bothers me to no end.
Have you ever felt like you wanted to hit someone due to their stupidity?: EVERYDAY!!! Its a relentless cycle!
Which fast food restaurant has the dirtiest bathrooms?: McDonald's
What's the longest you've ever waited in a Drive-Thru?: an hour. I was blocked in
Thru or Through? It's kind of stupid.: Through. America is getting lazy. Even with their spelling. Don't give em any ground, boys!
do you have any Xs in your screen name?: Negatory
Does that make you emo?: Yeah right. I eat emo's for breakfast
Buzz Lightyear of...?: Camelot? You need to start making sense, bro.
Who's your favorite Marvel superhero?: ah...
Matchbox or Hot Wheels?: Hot Wheels
Is it "gay" for men to carry messenger bags?: Depends on his shoes and belt.
Do you think people often confuse metrosexual and homosexual?: Definitely
What's your take on GLBTs, anyway?: Thats a sandwich, right?
Can you speak any other languages?: Nein
Is it sexy when people speak Spanish?: No, its obnoxious. Speak English or get on the other side of the fence! Welcome to America, fuckers! :D
If a person is of German origin, are they a Nazi?: No.
Are we all victims of opportunity?: Did you seriously fucking ask me that?
Did you get the inside joke of that?: haha. Aren't you the funniest clown in the circus.
What's a humbucker?: A pickup accessory made for electric guitars. Takes that background hum/buzz out of your amp. Easily overridden when too much distortion is applied. XD
What's the First Rule of Fight Club?: WE DON'T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!
The second?: WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!
Do you ever call Brad Pitt "Tyler Durden"?: Not since I saw him last.
How do you pronounce Palahniuk?: Pa-la-nee-yuk
Have you ever read a book by Ellen Hopkins?: Who?
Did you ever get to meet a celebrity and walk away disappointed?: Nope. They're ALL disappointments. So there's really no loss.
If not, I don't suggest meeting Oli Sykes.
Are you happy it's finally over?: <td style="background-color:#fca6e