Skier.
I like to earn my turns.
I like to throw the finger mustache.
I like to wear my ski pants out to dinner.
I like to make funny faces in season pass photos.
I like to wear flip flops and show off my bruised toenails.
I like to grow an ugly beard and not shave it for weeks on end.
I like to choke on cold blower and gasp for air.
I like spring skiing more than I like spring.
