I have been in two plane crashes, rolled a car on a freeway, and got hit by a short bus. I'm a survivor!!
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This is my best friend and this is the story of our lives:
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good friend will bail you out of jail, a BEST friend will be in jail with you. A
good friend will pick you up when youre too drunk to drive, a BEST FRIEND will walk home with you cuz youre both too drunk to drive. A
good friend will stand up for you no matter what, a BEST friend will kick the shit out of someone for you.
good friend will catch you if you fall, a BEST friend will catch your drink if you fall.
good friend would do your laundry, a BEST friend would wash your sheets.(Ewwww..)A
good friend would buy you a useful gift for your birthday , a BEST friend would take you out, get you drunk, get you laid and get you home so you can do it all over again the next day.
good friend would give their friend a condom if need be, A BEST friend would give you at least 2.
good friend would hook u up with ass, a BEST friend would hook you up with nice ass.
good friend you can confide in, A BEST friend knows everything before you even tell them.
good friend will buy u a drink, a BEST friend will do something to get u guys free drinks.
good friend will read this and laugh, a BEST friend will think of you once or twice.
This is why I dont exercise
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