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Dr. J. Money

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About Me


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i am the sexiest mutherfucker you will ever meet, to start with. i am also a pathelogical liar, so don't believe anything i say (except that) (and that). i finally got a myspace page, just like everybody else. does that make me a conformist? is that even a word? who the fuck cares. i'm still changing my page, so it might look different the next time you see it. i'm always fucking with the html, so if you open my page and it's fucked up, check to see if im online. that means im fuckin with shit. peace out, bitches!.. width="425" height="350" ..this is from Monster Jams 2006, February 26. this is gravedigger's freestyle run. i know, the sound is fucked up. the noise messed with the camera's microphone. the other truck is there because he fucked up and they couldn't get his truck out of the arena. lol
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Justin
Birthday: August 10, 1986
Birthplace: Baltimore, MD
Current Location: Westminster, MD
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: English/German
The Shoes You Wore Today: Timberland
Your Weakness: Boobies
Your Fears: Crab-people
Your Perfect Pizza: Spinnach-alfredo (don't knock it til you've tried it bitch!)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Not to flunk out of community college
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Bitches
Thoughts First Waking Up: How long can I lay in bed before my boss calls me and what will I tell her?
Your Best Physical Feature: My god-like physique
Your Bedtime: Night
Your Most Missed Memory: I forgot...
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King, duh
Single or Group Dates: Both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate, like everyone else
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither. I'm already jittery
Do you Smoke: Hell no
Do you Swear: Fuck yea
Do you Sing: Only when I want to hurt someone
Do you Shower Daily: Hmmm...
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: No, but alas, here I am
Do you want to get Married: Yes, but not to you
Do you belive in yourself: Perhaps
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yes
Do you think you are Attractive: Sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: No
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: My ass when I have gas
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, it's freakin February right now!!!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes
Ever been Drunk: No
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: Yes :(
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: Abducted by aliens after severely dehibilitating and utterly horrifying sexual experiments
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Old
What country would you most like to Visit: Mars
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Short/Medium
Weight: Average
Best Clothing Style: Doesn't matter
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: I dunno, I download
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A lot
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My Interests

computers, my 2000 dodge stratus v6 (see pix), video games, and my beautiful ball and chain....er....my girlfriend megan (jk babe!)

I'd like to meet:

the devil :-) with the whole stealing the blind children's sign, i'm on my way

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Music:



"Striken"Disturbed(in no order) 3 Doors Down, 10 Years, AC/DC, Breaking Benjamin, Chamillionaire, Crossfade, Disturbed, Drowning Pool, Finger 11, Fuel, Godsmack, Green Day, Guns 'N' Roses, Hinder, Lifehouse, Linkin Park, Metallica, Motörhead, Mudvayne, Nickelback, Nirvana, Papa Roach, Rob Zombie, Seether, Shinedown, Staind, System of a Down, The Calling, Three Days Grace, Trapt, Zebrahead, anything on 98Rock or something i can play my air-guitar to

Movies:

Gridiron Gang, X-Men (1 and 2 &3), Star Trek movies I-X, Office Space, Scorpion King, Super Troopers, Walking Tall, DOOM, The Rundown, Dante's Peak, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Down Periscope, History of the World, Blazing Saddles, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, The Mask of Zorro, The Legend of Zorro, S.W.A.T., Impostor, The Bench Warmers, The Pink Panther, any comedy

Television:

Star Trek, Family Guy, WWE Smackdown! and RAW, Alias, Law And Order (regular, CI), Crossing Jordan, NUMB3RS, sitcoms

Books:

no books! they make my bookbag heavy :-(

Heroes:

Batman saved my life once. Thank you Batman!

My Blog

i'm alive

i really like this song. the lyrics are great. "I'm Alive" by DisturbedNever again will I be dishonoredAnd never again will I be remindedOf living within the world of the jadedThey kill inspirationIt'...
Posted by Dr. J. Money on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 05:54:00 PST

Things the government is missing (will take requests)

Here is a list of road signs I have participated in stealing. If I've forgotten any, just let me know!! "Ruby Teusday's Curbside To Go" from 140 (popped my sign-stealing cherry)"Stop" from Rt 31 (don'...
Posted by Dr. J. Money on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 07:53:00 PST

Political Slams

The year is 2029 .... 1. Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. 2. Ozone created by electric cars now killing m...
Posted by Dr. J. Money on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 07:49:00 PST

Why Men Are Better Than Women

1. We keep our last name.2. The garage is all ours.3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.4. Chocolate is just another snack.5. We can be president.6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.7. ...
Posted by Dr. J. Money on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 07:48:00 PST