An Ethical Quandary |
You're walking down the sidewalk and are about half a block away from the local liquor store when you notice an old man ahead of you, obviously having a hard time making his way without falling. He's ...
Posted by John Phineas Eno on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 08:52:00 PST |
It's On Like It's Never Been. |
No, really. It is. One of these days I'm gonna write a real blog here and everything. Until then, I gots me some work to do.
Posted by John Phineas Eno on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 03:18:00 PST |
Superfabulous Rhinestone Attack |
Kiarna just showed me how to check to see how many people are subscribed to my blog, and man, you people must have been leading some pretty cheerless lives. I guess I should start writing stuff in th...
Posted by John Phineas Eno on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
CHE-KUNG |
...is the sound of me being installed in Portsmouth, for those of you whom I haven't told yet. I'll be here at least until next autumn, and for an unknown length of time after that. If any of you need...
Posted by John Phineas Eno on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Jeep Beats For the Chronically Despondent. |
My chest is hollow and my head feels like someone worked very hard, crimping and carefully bending a sheet of quarter-inch steel so that it would be exactly one centimeter smaller than the size of my ...
Posted by John Phineas Eno on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Watch This Space. |
Gah!
Away from me, you shrieking harpies!
Okay, I will not have time to put this up until late tonight (11pm at the earliest). But it's mostly composed in my head. So I give ya'll my word that b...
Posted by John Phineas Eno on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Can Someone Explain 'Extended Network' To Me? |
Just a quickie here, but I decided I needed a break from reading this dorky book that I've got on this machine while Kiarna's at work. So I waddled on over to myspace like some sort of myopic platypus...
Posted by John Phineas Eno on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Steven Spielberg - Secret Coprophiliac? |
It just occurred to me while mopping the floor that ET is nothing more than a big, oddly-shaped poo with glowing eyes.
Posted by John Phineas Eno on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
The Only Truth I Know Is the Look In Her Eyes. |
Last Friday (a week ago and change, not three days ago) the mortgage company I worked for through a temp agency told me that due to decreasing volume they were going to end my temp assignment. I shoul...
Posted by John Phineas Eno on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Fantasy Football Can Lick My Asshole Clean |
...after a straight month of eating nothing but softshell Taco Bell burritos and never showering.
Yeah, pretty image, isn't it? That's how fanstasy football makes me feel.
This morning at work, just a...
Posted by John Phineas Eno on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
