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kristina

Let's bury ourselves and go haunt someone tonight

About Me

Go here: www.freerice.com. It's a website that will improve your vocabulary while providing food for starvlings. Do something nice for once in your miserable existance.
I frequently drive with my knees. I am a self proclaimed country music hating country music lover. I really only like the tops of muffins. Especially when they've been sitting around for like.......3 days. That's the best. I have a wonderfully caring, amazing, sexy, incredible, and loving boyfriend who I love more and more every time I see him. I probably swear too much. I like feeling the hair on my arms rise when I shiver. I am level two Reiki certified. I kiss my dogs on the mouth. I am big on the little things. I am sentimental, passionate, overly analytical, anxious, impulsive and emotional and it takes an incredibly patient and understanding man to deal with my ass. Fuck is one of my favorite words. I like malt liquor, oddly colored hair, tattoos, and crude humor. I can be bitchy. I am probably a bad influence. I quit smoking in October and I’m pretty proud of myself for it. I am now taking up other vices such as smoking crack and mutilating small children. I generally expect far too much from people and as a result, feel I receive too little, but that's not your fault. You just suck at almost everything.
"We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think.
When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow
that never leaves."
Buddha (563 BC - 483 BC), The Dharmapada
"Everyone and everything that shows up in our life is a
reflection of something that is happening inside of
us."
"Say what you mean and mean what you say because those that matter don't mind and those that mind, don't matter." Dr. Suess
If only I were a teacher. . .
marriedtothesea.com

My Interests

Self preservation, Myomassology, music, art, analyzing things, reading, pathology, animals, change (figurative and literal), going to see movies alone, finding something better in all aspects of my life, non-vegetarianism, cooking, creating, beer and guitar hero, or just beer, but not just guitar hero, going on random excursions, paying off my bills and growing up,

I'd like to meet:

Not you.

Music:

The Rolling Stones, Magnolia Electric co., Aloha, Al Green, B.B. King, Miles Davis and Coltrane (preferably on vinyl), Ryan Adams, The Anniversary, Jose Gonzales, Arcade Fire, Do Make Say Think, Califone, Ill Lit, Azure Ray, Band of Horses, Chris Bathgate, Muddy Motherfuckn' Waters, Belle and Sebastian, The Decemberists, Wilco, Bob Dylan, Bright eyes, Elliott Smith r.i.p., Broken Social Scene, Cursive, Damien Rice, The Good Life, Feist, The Gerbils, The Guess Who, Iron and Wine, Richard Buckner, Jeff Buckley, Emmilou Harris, Patti Griffin, Lucinda Williams, The Smiths, random 70's music.

Movies:

The Princess Bride, Edward Scissorhands, Dancer In the Dark, High Fidelity, LoTR trilogy, Harry Potter, Citizen Kane, Garden State, Serendipity, Fifth Element, Breakfast Club, The Lost Boys, The Dreamers, Lost in Translation, Some Like It Hot, French Cinema, The Goonies, Love Actually, The Labrynth, Tenth Kingdom, The Birdcage, The Producers

Television:

On the rare occasion I watch T.V. this is what's on: Family Guy, Futurama, You Are What You Eat, Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares, Three's Company and King of the Hill. Lots of Food Network. Alton Brown is a hunk. And America's Next Top Model. Shut up.

Books:

are great.

Heroes:


more cat pictures

My Blog

sweet jesus

http://jalopnik.com/393601/giant-vulva-bicycle-taxi-is-freud ian-wet-dream
Posted by kristina on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 07:37:00 PST

sweet jesus

http://jalopnik.com/393601/giant-vulva-bicycle-taxi-is-freud ian-wet-dream
Posted by kristina on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 07:38:00 PST

Regul8-r bored=this thing

Finish the sentence:Hi, my name is: Oh GOD!Never in my life have I been: all that ambitiousThe one person who can drive me nuts is: anyone can drive me nuts at any particular moment.High school: made ...
Posted by kristina on Thu, 29 May 2008 08:06:00 PST

I’m bored and feel like dog shit.

What is your favorite song of all time?I don't have one. I can't make decisions like that.Are you happy to have single-handedly destroyed the earth?Sha?How do you tell if you are in love or just in lu...
Posted by kristina on Wed, 07 May 2008 08:47:00 PST

Le Lavandou

One cannot divine nor forcast the conditions that will make happiness; one only stumbles upon them by chance, in a lucky hour, at the world's end somewhere, and holds fast to the days, as to fortune o...
Posted by kristina on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 09:16:00 PST

They say if you’re bored then you’re boring.

1. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 3 months without cheating?Yes.         ;           ;  ...
Posted by kristina on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 05:24:00 PST

23 things to always remember. Some of these are really fuckin gay.

This is more for me than anyone else really.   1. Your presence is a present to the world. 2. You are unique and one of a kind. 3. Your life can be what you want it to be. 4. Take the days one at...
Posted by kristina on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 10:14:00 PST

meow.

Name one person who made you smile yesterday? BryanWhat were you doing at 8:00 this morning? Waking up to start my 9th hour of yoga for the weekend.What were you doing 30 minutes ago? Yelling asain/na...
Posted by kristina on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 03:22:00 PST

20 Things you didn’t know about living in space

1. Nearly every astronaut experiences some space sickness, caused by the widly confusing information reaching their inner ear. In addition to nausea, symptoms include headaches and trouble locating yo...
Posted by kristina on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 09:25:00 PST

I have come to realize some things

1. I've come to realize that, my ex:Definitely isn't as nice as I thought he was.2. I've come to realize that, I talk:to people who understand me mostly.3. I've come to realize that, I love:a lot...
Posted by kristina on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 11:49:00 PST