Things Boys Say |
- I can see why they would want you.- You would be my best friend if you had a penis. I can't be best friends with someone who doesn't have a penis.- I have seen flowers turn away from the sun when yo...
Posted by Sheridan on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 10:45:00 PST |
My ideal, according to John |
1. Drives a motorcycle2. When he's not driving a motorcycle, he's reading deep intellectual literature3. When he's not driving a motorcycle or reading, he's thinking deep intellectual thoughts4. It ma...
Posted by Sheridan on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 11:36:00 PST |
true story |
so on my way to work this morning I was driving along at a casual 72 mph (my speed of choice) when a cop comes up from behind and just sort of tucks himself in behind me.
I back it off to about 69/...
Posted by Sheridan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
