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Mr Turkleton

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

what can i say?...im a shy guy but once i get 2 know someone i can b funny inna 3 stoogies kinda way. hmmmmm...im no good at talkin bout myself so il keep it short. i love watching films any kind as long as its well made. ummmm i love 2 try new things and i love evanescence, eminem, 50cent, tupac, dre, snoop, g-unit. anyway i gotta sort the rest of my page out so il b busy 4 the next 5yrs wiv it! peace out :)-
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My Interests

i love music, films, food, drink, im interested in learning new things. umm il fill this bit in when i remember the other things. im interested in life death n God. believe in him or not. left right left heart 2 heart step by step we all fall down......like toy soldiers bit by bit torn apart we never win but tha battle rages on.......4 toy soldiers.
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Why They Love You You know exactly what they want.
Why They Hate You You won't take your socks off.

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I'd like to meet:

i would like to meet eminem and tupac cuz they got me thru all the depressing times of my life, neverending though it seemed they showed me the light 2 a better life. i wana meet steff who done my profile.....there ya go steff:P lol basically evry1 i met on here or msn or yahoo or ne otha messenger service i use.....i wudn mind meetin bin ladens dad b4 osama was born n castrate him!........no offence:|

The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who have a split personality - cold as ice on the outside but hot as fire in the heart.
In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.
You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.
Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.
Your risk of cheating is 100%. You are not suited for a monogamous relationship.
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily. The keys to your heart

Music:

hip-hop, rock, i like some classical music and sometimes i like the beatles but dont tell any1......shhhhh!:P i love it wen ppl mix old shit in wiv a new beat like young bucks "bang bang" song! i like mettalica(gets headbangin thang goin), motorhead, jimi hendrix(but only cuz imma voodoo child!.....not really), aerosmith r kool, red hot chilli peppers! the editors foo fighters i really love evanescence(real deep shit that stuff) lol im really open 2 music il like anything u throw @ me.......xcept pop.....or ja rule(HELL NOOOO!). hip hop music eminem,dr dre, snoop dogg, nate dogg(and not just cuz we got similar names:P), tupac(wurd up), biggie smalls, D12(R.I.P bugz!),promatic, 50 cent, G-G-G-G-unit!, obie trice, outlawz(well theyr better than inlawz dats fo dam sho!)green day (but mostly hav blue days) linkin park n puddle of mudd theory of a dead man nickelback plus im gettin in2 tha cure billy idol the kinks the doors the shins the eels the feelin chaka demis n pliers bob marley i cud go on 4 longer but u all got lives 2 live so i wnt waste it by sayin more:D peace out!!

Movies:

my all time fave film would have to b fear and loathing in las vegas. i thought black hawk down was great and i loved boyz in tha hood. four weddings, back to the future are also great films team america(america! FUCK YEA! time 2 save tha muthafuckin day yea) american pie trilogy jackie chan films bruce lee too and alot of others but writing them down would just get boring! for you not for me:P

Television:

it has 2 b scrubs!! best show eva made n molly clock is HOT!! lol simpsons! south park, neighbours (i know im sad:P), i like cartoons like loony tunes, tom n jerry ren and stimpy, and a few others. i loved friends and i can't think of much else.... except documentarys aslong as there interesting. i love finding out about things that have happened,happening or going to happen. oh and bob tha builder but only @4am after a lotta alcohol consumption.....

Books:

terry pratchet, philip pullman, james patterson, harry potter books, and i like a few tom clancy books as well. oh yea and how could i 4get J.R.R tolkien

My Blog

stupidness agen

wot 2 say...its always bullshit neway sumthing went terribly rong @ birth n i was born wiv shit 4 brains tha doctors sed it cud only b cured wiv a brain transplant....from a giant squid....now i kno w...
Posted by Mr Turkleton on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 02:43:00 PST

more shit from sir talks-alot

Iv been wondering what I could talk about but im tired of bitching about fanatical religions and don't get me started on vegetarians! lol nothing wrong with them except when they tell me not to e...
Posted by Mr Turkleton on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 12:50:00 PST

man i chat bullshit

Why is it the mind races when theres no-one to speak to but it draws a complete blank when someone actually wants to hear what you have to say? Must be playing a joke on me or something. I hate r...
Posted by Mr Turkleton on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 05:24:00 PST

a gurl!:D

imma b an uncle agen 2 moro peeps woohoo\:D/ hopin she wont b hyper crazy like my nephew oh yea my dogs gettin her stitches out 2moro had a thingy ma bob 2 stop her from breedin got her spayed me thin...
Posted by Mr Turkleton on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 01:25:00 PST

anotha thingy! sorry peeps:( lol

WOULD YOU...[_] give me your number? (_ _ _) _ _ _- _ _ _ _[_] kiss me?[_] let me kiss you?[_] want to get in my pants?[_] watch a movie with me?[_] take me out to dinner?[_] let me drive you somewher...
Posted by Mr Turkleton on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

anotha 1 lol

1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. Do you have a crush on me?5. Would you kiss me?6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.7. Describe me in one word.8. What wa...
Posted by Mr Turkleton on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

sick doggy!:(

Sick Doggy! dis is my new dog had her 2 3wks or so.yes i kno shes sniffin my crotch dats wot dogs doshes bin ill all day tho lookin @ me wiv those cute sad doggy eyesn my heart breakspoor lil QT neway...
Posted by Mr Turkleton on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the meaning of life is.....

fuck knows just thought id try n get sum interest
Posted by Mr Turkleton on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST