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Whatever you do, don't tell anyone

I am here for Friends

About Me



"I'm a simple man, Hobbes." "You?? Yesterday you wanted a nuclear powered car that could turn into a jet with laser-guided heat-seeking missiles!" "I'm a simple man with complex tastes." -----
We do on stage things that are supposed to happen off. Which is a kind of integrity, if you look on every exit as being an entrance somewhere else. Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead

My Interests

“What really interests me is whether God had any choice in the creation of the world.”Albert Einstein

I'd like to meet:

Dave Grohl. Master Shake. Jack White. Lou Whitaker. Al Gore.And if you're an up and coming band that has a sound *just like* one of the bands in my friends list, or, if you're a fake account that's posing to be a lonely young lady with some revealing pictures that links to an adult web site, by all means, send me a friend request.
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Music:

Mike Doughty. The Silence. Bloc Party. The Killers. ANDREW WK, Pearl Jam, Radiohead, Prince, Sum 41, Reel Big Fish, Sugarcult, Baldly Drawn Boy, Ned's Atomic Dustbin, Barenaked Ladies, N.E.R.D., Ben Folds, Foo Fighters, Dave Matthews, Scapegoat Wax, The Roots, Soul Coughing, Afghan Whigs, MC Chris, Tenacious D, Wheat*, Interpol, De La Soul, BT, Funeral for a Friend, Nonpoint, Jet.

Movies:

King of Kong (go get it, now), Eternal Sunshine, Miracle, Casablanca, Zoolander, The Shawshank Redemption, High Fidelity, Better Off Dead, One Crazy Summer, Manchurian Candidate, Swingers, Cube, Requiem for a Dream, Waiting for Guffman

Television:

The Wire. All other shows are number 2, or lower.

Books:

Tuesdays With Morrie by Mitch Albom, Watchmen by Alan Moore, Different Seasons by Stephen King, Fast Food Nation by Eric Schlosser, Fight Club and Survivor by Chuck Palahniuk, Savage Love by Dan Savage, House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski

Heroes:

Dave Barry, Mitch Albom, Lou Whitaker, Andrew W.K., Hunter S. Thompson, Edward R. Murrow, Clarence Darrow, My parents

My Blog

myspace blog and me

I like to read the MySpace blogs of people that I don't know. The blog is almost too simple of an art form. It's a diary, and anyone can see it for free, after hardware and/or connection costs. That's...
Posted by Whatever you do, don't tell anyone on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 07:17:00 PST

I'm by no means an expert on column writing, but I know what I like.

It's easy for a columnist (or blogger, the difference gets more negligible every day) to grow an unmanageable ego. A lot of columnists have extensive control over the subject of their...
Posted by Whatever you do, don't tell anyone on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 07:55:00 PST