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About Me

My name is Wonderboy but some people call me 'Than. I was created in factory records in Manchester in 1965. I was then brought up for a while by Arthur Blair in Area 52. After years of practising my powers, I decided I needed to leave Area 52 and begin a life in the real world. However, not long after settling into a little village in Yorkshire, called Featherstone, i realised my powers made me stand out from the rest. Once, during a school football game, I kicked the ball from a goal kick. That ball is now in the ‘Wonder Boy’ museum. It was recovered in Uganda, by a one armed bandit with a penchant for trouble. After much consideration, I decided to retire from the Earth. I quickly snapped up a castle made of clouds (it was a bargain, the previous owner had neglected the garden and there was a slight rat problem). So now I can watch the Earth from my castle made of clouds. Oh and I forgot to mention I am protecting the Earth frim the evil fiend known as the Candlestick of Eternal Morbid

My Interests

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My enemy the Candlestick of Eternal Morbid so I can open a can of whoop ass on him. He will be defeated cos i'm simply immense

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