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JosHuaH

Being boorish is just as much fun as being whoorish

About Me



People tell me I am as pretty as Ted Danson and that I have the heart of Larry King. I am a sports geek. I like to dance alone in my underwears. I have a cat that smells. Horror movies, rawkin' out, hockey, and PBS are my passions. My mom's making Stove Top if you want to come over and eat. She never burns it.

My Interests

Zombies
Hockey
Cannibals
Dead things
Torture
Sex
Food
Beer
Feedback
Headaches
Computers
Noise
Cats
Languages

I'd like to meet:

The ghost of George Peppard, John Smoltz, Bruce Dickinson, Adrian Smith, Kerry King, Jimmy Carter, Tim Russert.

This Guy

Music:


Sunn O)))
Boris
Growing
Burning Witch
Red Sparrowes
Melvins
5ive
Pelican
Electric Wizard
Dot[.]
_Algol_
Explosions in the Sky
High on Fire

Movies:

Blood Hook
Dolemite
Dark Star
Big Lebowski
Karate Kid I-III
Flash Gordon
Rocky 4
Gruesome Twosome
Reptilicus
Infection
Dawn of the Dead
Evil Dead 1&2
Kibakichi
The Outlaw Josey Wales
Cannibal Man
Night on Cannibal Mountain
Cannibal Holocaust
Cannibal Ferox
Throne of Blood
Yojimbo
Sanjuro
Seven Samurai
- Kurosawa in general
Hard To Kill
Tae Guk Gi
Go Joe
Tuff Turf
Warriors
Deadbeat at Dawn
Demons
Suburbia (the Spheeris movie, not the other one)
Lone Wolf and Cub (all)
Zatoichi (all)
Junk
Godzilla (most)
Kickboxer
all Peter Jackson
Blood Sport
Stroker Ace
Lady Snowblood
Musa: The Warrior
Cobra
OVER THE TOP
Maximum Overdrive
a whole lot more...

Television:

NOVA
Family Guy
Aquateen
Arrested Development
What's Happening
That's My Mama
Sanford and Son
Star Trek
Lost in Space
Night Gallery
Twilight Zone
Greatest American Hero
Knight Rider
Magnum PI
In the Heat of the Night
Saved By the Bell
The Jeffersons
This Old House

Books:

Vonnegut
Bukowski
Gogol
Dostoyevsky
Melville
Hardy
PJ O'Rourke
Tolkien
Frank Miller
Gibson
Solzhenitsyn
Henry Miller
Robert E Howard
Babel
Tolstoi
Kilgore Trout (even though he only had one book)
Sedaris
Doyle

Heroes:

My hot ass wife
my Mama
Shrimp N' Bacon
Daniel Larusso
Ivan Drago
Larry Wilcox
Sylvester Stallone
Trapper John M.D.
Fred Berry
Loretta Lynn
Tommy Shaw
Kevin Bacon
Jacques Cousteau
Tom Silva
Harry Hamlin
Poirot

My Blog

Oy...an afterthought

I never realized my Jesu "Conqueror" album had bonus tracks. It's like the holiday season come a bit early.Justin Broadrick could poop on a warped Musical Youth record and call it Jesu and I would buy...
Posted by The Reverend Larry on Wed, 30 May 2007 10:33:00 PST

Three Inches of Poop and Your Lord Goblin

I know that I should give an album more than one listen, but the new Three Inches of Blood is like listening to any other NWoAHM (New Wave of American Heavy Metal) crap out there. Battlecry Under a Wi...
Posted by The Reverend Larry on Wed, 30 May 2007 09:38:00 PST

The Next Great...

Another basketball and hockey season has almost passed. The Sens and the Ducks play for Lord Stanley's Cup. Teams that were once detailed as young upstarts are now the hard grizzled veterans. And in t...
Posted by The Reverend Larry on Sat, 26 May 2007 09:58:00 PST

Bicentennial

Congrats to Smoltzy on 200 wins ...
Posted by The Reverend Larry on Fri, 25 May 2007 09:32:00 PST

Fuck-Os

Pissed offSome fucker stole my goddamn signs from Mashi's Pizza. I called the APD, but still have not heard back from them. Of course not, it's "Click It Or Ticket"" time. The time when every cop an...
Posted by The Reverend Larry on Tue, 22 May 2007 12:57:00 PST

Nerded

Yep...I'm starting a GURPS (Generic Universal Role Playing System) campaign. I just have to figure out the new 4th edition rules and it will begin. I still have a lot of my 3rd edition books; Supers, ...
Posted by The Reverend Larry on Sun, 13 May 2007 12:07:00 PST

That Meaty Stuff

When I was a little bastard, handsome mind you, in kindergarten, my teacher explained to me that if I continued to cut my construction paper towards me, pain of losing a finger would ensue. "Hogwash!"...
Posted by The Reverend Larry on Wed, 09 May 2007 09:57:00 PST

What Time-Life Taught Me

The collection that Time-Life" has out, "Classic Soft Rock®", is amazing. The infomercial is even more amazing with all the acoustic Air Supply going on. I picked out one of my favorites from the coll...
Posted by The Reverend Larry on Tue, 08 May 2007 09:09:00 PST

Black Wind, Fire, And Steel

Thanks to UConn for finding this one ...
Posted by The Reverend Larry on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 12:21:00 PST

More Fun Than Creating Your Own Zwinky

You need to watch the one below. It's nerdsterical ...
Posted by The Reverend Larry on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 11:07:00 PST