Hi, my name is Melissa. I spend my free time lying to everyone just so I can impress them. I love to pretend to be something I'm not by listening to all kinds of music like hardcore and all that trendy stuff right now. Or whatever Charlie's listening to. I also go to hardcorelyrics.com and memorize the lyrics to be accepted in a social gathering. I never leave the house much, though. I'm really insecure about my weight.. My life is basically the internet. I don't have "real" friends. I never had "real" boyfriends either.. and I have a terrible habit of falling in love with guys over the internet. They all seem to think I'm a real catch. When I take pictures of myself, I make sure to stick my neck out really far so I can look really skinny. I've been smoking crack for over a year hoping that I would lose weight. Please be my internet friends. I get really lonely sitting in my room with nothing to do but cry about how fat I am. If you'd like to check out my fake profile, my e-mail is [email protected]
I love you.
