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Johnny

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Slightly out there if you like that sort of thing. Wicked sense of humor. East coast born and Raised but left the city for La La land. Better weather (no snow) Better opportunities (more off ramps to panhandle at) better people (the voices in my head actually get along out here). What else can I say. I moved to the left coast to work in the industry, I have been a producer for TV, A writer for Feature Film Marketing I even spent time as an agent. I now work in the DVD arena. I have a fun job the money is a little less then I would like but big deal. There are worse things going on in the world. I have no political view and I really don't follow government issues nor do I tend to hang out with people who spend time discussing politics while there pouring me a beer. I look at it this way if you work in government then flap all you want if not get off your soap box and do something constructive. I like to read and I am actually pretty good at it. I have been mental to the point of needing therapy and meds but I am much better now. I make my own Pizza Dough since it is hard to find good pizza in LA I have some places that work in a pinch but I'd rather make it myself. I listen to just about any kind of music although hard core rap and country I could do with out. I don't like reality TV if your living in a house where you don't pay bills that is not reality. I have never been stranded on an island so that is not my reality. I am a twin the older to be honest yap a whopping six minutes which I have successfully held over my siblings head fro the past 35 years. I have a cat that I have trained to tap a keg and slow pour beers for me and my friends. I like to cook and I am a wiz with marinades and BBQ. So there you have. I am everyone you ever met and no one you know. Anyone looking to chat can IM at johnmgr7. Later My space folks have a great day.!!!!! One Last Thing. Do not invite me to be your friend if I do not know you or if you do not e-mail me first. If you have a band to promote don't ask me to be on you my space page. I only have bands and singers I know and or like. Enough with every Tom, Dick and Greg thinking he is the next John Mayer or Jason Mraz. Also if you are 13 to 20 come on already. I am almost forty and I don't go to clubs to check out bands. Also to everyone out here in cyberland I am going to start deleting folks from my Myspace if I keep getting bullshit bulletins for casting notices, places to live or asking folks to meet when you live in another state. If you are trying to get hits on your site or are selling porn move on asshole. I am trying to use this site to keep in touch with my friends and family that are on this site. Just because your here and I'm here does not make it our time Mr. Hand.30

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you know how to rock...hard. but you get into to much trouble. if you wanna have a lot of fun then stay out of detention... more time to hang out that way!...but over all... you rock!
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I'm a Talent!


You're a risk-taker, and you follow your passions. You're determined to take on the world and succeed on your own terms. Whether in the arts, science, engineering, business, or politics, you fearlessly express your own vision of the world. You're not afraid of a fight, and you're not afraid to bet your future on your own abilities. If you find a job boring or stifling, you're already preparing your resume. You believe in doing what you love, and you're not willing to settle for an ordinary life.

Talent: 72%
Lifer: 33%
Mandarin: 41%

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Cool, Laid Back folks who are more about the journey and less about how much shit you can fit in your trunk. A sexy Hottie (too me at least). Someone who likes to sleep in on a Sunday until you can't hold it any longer and you have to get up to use the bathroom or else. Someone who likes to go to the local pub on a Sunday and chat with friends while Football, Baseball, NASCAR or Golf plays in the Background. Someone who has no interests in going antiquing ever. Someone who has thought about college has never been arrested for a felony.


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My Blog

Have a Cup On Me

 A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life. Offering his...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 12:41:00 GMT

The Adventures of Slick and Dopey Part 3

I pulled myself away from the mirror and proceeded to head into the backyard where the bunnies awaited. As I passed buy a small set of Thorn bushes I overheard my man slave Monkey boy thrashing one ou...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 15:58:00 GMT

The Weekend

One should take time and reflect on all the bullshit you had to wade through all week at work. The issues, the problems, the lack of intelligence you deal with and assholes. Then take all of that frus...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 14:03:00 GMT

So Now You Know

  Today ~ something different ~ Learn all this is to know about FARTS!   What makes farts stink ?The odor of farts comes from small amounts of hydrogen sulfide gas and mercaptans in the mixt...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 19:22:00 GMT

The Adventures of Slick and Dopey Part 2

We made our way through the thick forest surrounding my bachelor cabin of heaven. A tiny wisp of smoke made it's way out of my ultra sheik lodge style fireplace. My lavish abode is decorated in c...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 18:09:00 GMT

Tricks to pull on your twin

Call me sadistic but ever since I was a kid my twin brother and I had a gift if you want to call it that! I can feel his pain and he can taste whatever I am eating no matter how far apart we live from...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 21:59:00 GMT

The Adventures of Slick and Dopey Part 1

So there we were My handsome self and my trusty manboy sex monkey Dopey. We had just finished the final run for the day on the slopes. I noticed with my piercing green eyes two little ski bunnies...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 15:17:00 GMT