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Bradley T is Verlander's No-No

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

About Me

I wanna get paid to write... i wanna make a bunch of money and move up North... plant and harvest what the earth brings forth... I play guitar, and write songs and scripts and some short stories. Detroit is my favorite city, may not be the "best" city, but it's my favorite, and I've been many places. I like to travel and see concerts and movies and I like getting fucked up. I am a #1 fan of the Detroit Tigers, Detroit Lions, and Detroit Pistons. Baseball is my favorite sport, but it is more of a lifestyle than a sport... I like going out with my friends, but I equally enjoy being by myself in my cramped apartment. My folks are the best and I love my sister more than you. I am not religious nor do I side with the Left or Right Wingers. I am my own man. I have another site on here, and it's not a fucking webcam site where I slap my big dick around everything, but it is my music site... Rock N Roll With El Beezaire. He is my Top friend, so go on over to his site if you feel frisky and/or oily. Have a great day..... Status Icons

My Interests

PLAYIN' GUITAR, WRITING SONGS, SHORT STORIES, AND SCRIPTS. LAUGHING AT FUNNY SHIT AND BASEBALL, BASKETBALL, AND FOOTBALL AS OF LATE, I'VE TAKEN QUITE A LIKING FOR GOLF. I ALSO ENJOY MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX. I lIKE DOIN' THAT RAG AND FIDDLING WITH THE UPTOWN MISSISSIPPI HALF-STEP BOOGULU ON OCCASION. AND LYRICAL MUSIC AND MOST MOVIES.

I'd like to meet:

Don't Go Into That Barn
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Add to My Profile | More VideosGOATS AND SEA CREATURES AND UMBRELLAS AND GUN SLINGERS AND LEGS WITH KNOBS AND KNIVES SLICING PLEASURE INTO SOUP BITES. ALSO, IF YOU ARE INTO THINGS DONE AFTER DARK. And A Sweet Little Bullet From A Pretty Blue Gun

Music:


BOB DYLAN, , LOU REED, , TOM WAITS,tom waits god's away on business
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Add to My Profile | More Videos, , DAVID BOWIE, NIRVANA, BECK, THE BEATLES, THE GRATEFUL DEAD, EL BEEZAIRE AND THE DIRT DIVES, ANN SAVOY, CALIFONE, KINGS OF LEON, JOHNNY CASH, ROBERT JOHNSON, NIN, HANK SR., THE FRUITBATS, WOODY GUTHRIE, THE WHO, T-REX, MADONNA, BRIAN ENO, NICK CAVE AND THE BAD SEEDS, WILCO/BILLY BRAGG, LEONARD COHEN, EMINEM, CREAM, SYD'S PINK FLOYD (and everything pre-1980, but Syd's esp.), 50 CENT, LED BELLY, NEIL YOUNG, ALICE IN CHAINS, JEFF BECK, ERIC BURDON, THE TRIMMED WICKS, and DONOVAN

Movies:

ANYTHING FROM 'CLOCKWORK ORANGE' TO 'BRING IT ON' OR IF THAT'S CONFUSING, 'TAXI DRIVER' TO 'ICE AGE'. Or 'Disney's The Kid' to 'Wonder Boys"

Television:

CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM, , PISTON'S/LION'S GAMES IN THE WINTER AND TIGER'S WHEN IT'S SUMMERTIME, SPORTSCENTER... SEINFELD, AND X-FILES ON TNT LATE NIGHT LATELY , , WHO DOESN'T WANNA BE FOX?BUT FOR THE MOST PART, I DON'T REALLY WATCH TOO MUCH TV.

Books:

THE SPORTS PAGE EVERY MORNING IN THE DETROIT FREE PRESS, currently reading Jack K's "on the road" and Dylan's chronicles vol. 1

Heroes:

BOB DYLAN, MY DAD, and DETROIT TIGER MANAGER - JIM LEYLAND

My Blog

Racist Chinese Cowboy

  This crimson brick of mine was set on fire Burned my house down! It must been the Indian, feather hat That just passed through town! His horse was a flame when he came Turned steel when he lef...
Posted by Bradley T is Verlander's No-No on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 12:01:00 PST

Jimmy The Miner

  I once knew of a miner, a big boy named Jim He moved down to Tennessee, I ain't never heard from him He went into the caves and never came out He went a-diggin' there and found something no dou...
Posted by Bradley T is Verlander's No-No on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 11:56:00 PST

Gloomy Damsels

  Gloomy Damsels plead with a teardrop / trying to get their way Filthy Tycoon's overworked heart stops, / Oh! The price the paid pay   The dancing connection 'tween Queen Ballerina / and t...
Posted by Bradley T is Verlander's No-No on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 11:53:00 PST

To The Hunters

  During the darkness of the night Through the brightness of the day We are all a part of it, a part of everything From the shepherds in the valley To the hired hands on machines To the doctors ...
Posted by Bradley T is Verlander's No-No on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 11:48:00 PST

No Wine

  I drank Jack so many times that it don't give me heartburn I've hit the road my whole life and now it don't wind I've seen a million sunsets and now the sun don't shine I crushed the whole gra...
Posted by Bradley T is Verlander's No-No on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 11:46:00 PST

PARENTING

I am not a parent.  I have no Children.  Now, there are people with Children that are not Parents.  Sure, Daddy may have dispersed his seed in Mommy at some point, but does that make th...
Posted by Bradley T is Verlander's No-No on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 10:22:00 PST

BONES

  Wolf howling like a siren Trees shaking Red Moon rising in the skyline Heart's aching   River frozen like a sculpture Sky's bleeding Naked is the air a-swirlin' I'm feeding   On what...
Posted by Bradley T is Verlander's No-No on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 08:45:00 PST

A MURDER BALLAD (inspired by Nick Cave last April)

  Beautiful Martha Benson, from college, she graduated Got married to her sweetheart, and moved to North Dakota Her husband was a minor and his hands were filthy But he was so caring for their t...
Posted by Bradley T is Verlander's No-No on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 12:46:00 PST

Political Correctness is for the Birds...

... I was just watching a little TNT, and i saw a commercial for the "Black Movie Awards", which i have no problems with, i mean, to be blunt, most of "their" movies don't get recognized at ...
Posted by Bradley T is Verlander's No-No on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 09:38:00 PST

Not Since 1987

I was 7 years old the last time the Detroit Tigers made the playoffs... I am now 26, and 19 years later, the Detroit Tigers have once again made the playoffs... I have never, in my life, cared so litt...
Posted by Bradley T is Verlander's No-No on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 08:10:00 PST