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About Me

I'm Mike. I'm an asshole. I don't care if you're offended by what i say because chances are its true. I wont pull punches to submit to your sense of style. If you ask me what I think I'll tell you. If you don't, I might anyways. I am sick of ratraces. I am sick of politically correct bullshit. I do not believe in euphemisms. If you give me respect I'll try to return it. Sometimes I will fail in that. So In advance, sorry. I believe in second chances, but not thirds. If you cant get it right in two, chances are that you don't give enough a shit to make a real attempt. I wont lie to you, unless you try to force an answer out of me. In which case I'll probably throw sarcastic bullshit at you until you lose interest. If you are a liar by trade, Get fucked.Thats me.Oh, and I think all this shit is hilarious for whatever reason
Fuck yourself :)

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A few more genuine people. Someone who will not do for you simply because of what they can find in it for themselves.

My Blog

Blessings of apathy.

Are we forgotten because we are not memorable, or because its just so much easier. Pain becomes knowledge? Or is that just broken rhetoric? What is our meaning? Those who do not care to understand the...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Nov 2008 00:25:00 GMT

The Anthem

        Life is one hell of a thing. I'm not talking about existence, I'm talking about the self motivation behind preserving such a thing, some do it for their family, s...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 22:50:00 GMT

Something Different

    Normally, I like to throw my rage filled comedy out for everybody to read and hopefully relate to and maybe get a laugh every now and then. That's all well and good but tonight me a...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 21:18:00 GMT

Heed my bulletin you lowly faggots!

This is an adaptation of a decent bulletin I saw, I however thought that it didnt convey its message with enough "gravity" so i took it upon myself to add a little bit of my own views on it. I hope yo...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 00:05:00 GMT

Trends = Fucking stupid

First and foremost i just wanna know. What the fuck is wrong with you people. I swear to fucking god i've never seen more ridiculus retarded shit in the last few months than i have in my whole life. F...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 22:49:00 GMT

Graduation Rant

Holy fuckin shit. Thats alls i gotsta say. I've been in this ridiculus fuckhole for the last....since i was born. and now its all coming to an end. Its been like a nurturing parent to me. Loving and c...
Posted by on Tue, 02 May 2006 20:01:00 GMT

Pirates Ninjas and World Peace

I had a fucking REVELATION.Its midnight and i've realized my calling in life.One word. PirateI'm going to convert my friends truck into the most insanely awesome pirate ship to ever get filled with fe...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 21:25:00 GMT

Tuck Fom?

I'm back and pissed as hell. Once again this site is fuckin randomly broken for some mystery reason. And you know what? I'm fuckin glad. I'm thrilled as all hell that this fucking thing is broken AND ...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 19:11:00 GMT

Blogginess

Hottfuck! I'm back by popular demand and now able to force eyefulls of my special brand of comedy directly into your face by way of blog. And I can tell this stupid shit is already going to fucking pi...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 19:56:00 GMT

OOOO SUBJECT LINES ARE IMPORTANT AND CANT BE INVALID. i'm tom and gay and i make myspace

Hottfuck, i gots me a blog now. how the goddamn cool is that?! I'm gonna go fall down the stairs whoa dude...i'm jubilant
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 16:50:00 GMT