erin

wife; mother; dreamer; creator; atheist; anti-feminist; music lover; movie snob; book elitist; eternal clutz; carnivore; cannabis advocate; philosophical anarchist; recovering addict (of what? read the book); 1/2 an orphan; home body; mental warrior; emotional fighter; art enthusiast; teetering between an easy going nature and explosive rage; good talker, better listener; queen of bull shit (i can make you believe anything); good at letting go, real bad at holding on; more mature, a lot wiser, more grounded (yet still more insane); surprisingly domestic (i can cook circles around you and love cleaning up after my husband, er... sometimes); clowns are my one irrational fear (ronald mcdonald is the only one that passes); i'm an english major with atrocious punctuation skills and even worse spelling and what's more, i tend to type things furiously and quickly without second glance or thought - i'm not a language nazi and want to bitch slap most people who are; i kiss owies on a daily basis; i can't tell my left from my right, have no sense of direction and make a horrible co-pilot; i am sure i have narcissistic personality disorder made evident by my insistence that all things are my fault and i'm responsible for everyone's misery and pain; i can't read about a disease without thinking i have it (the disease of the week is beriberi... just wating for the rapid weightloss to kick in); so so very lazy; i don't like people who use pain as a badge of courage and i can't stand conversations or self descriptions that include the phrase "i've been through a lot"; either educate yourself about what you're talking about or be open to the discussion or you can see yourself on your merry way; i believe that regret is healthy and normal and i don't believe in people who think otherwise; "trust no one least of all yourself"; some of my favorite people are assholes, sluts, addicts and criminals so get off your moral highground and don't bring your judgemental fool ass my way; i don't take most things seriously and i'm great at moving on, i don't need excuses or apologies so just chill and get over it, too lazy even to hold a grudge; push my buttons best by hurting someone i care about and then fuck letting go... you're on the shit list for good; i miss everything, but am looking forward to even more.
wife, mother, dreamer, creator, atheist, anti feminist, music lover, movie snob, book elitist, eternal clutz, carnivore, cannabis advocate, philosophical anarchist, recovering tv addict, 1/2 an orphan, home body, mental warrior, emotional fighter, art enthusiast, teetering between an easy going nature and explosive rage, good talker, better listener, queen of bull shit (i can make you believe anything), good at letting go, real bad at holding on, more mature, a lot wiser, more grounded (yet still more insane), surprisingly domestic, clowns are my one irrational fear, you'll never see me set foot in a circus - they abuse animals, make a sideshow of people with disabilities and let's not forget the clowns, i kiss owies on a daily basis, can't tell my left from my right, i think i am both borderline and obsessive compulsive, can't read about a disease without thinking i have it, so so very lazy, i don't like people who use pain as a badge of courage and i can't stand conversations or self descriptions that include the phrase "i've been through a lot", either educate yourself about what you're talking about or be open to the discussion or you can see yourself on your merry way, i believe that regret is healthy and normal and i don't believe in people who think otherwise, "trust no one least of all yourself", some of my favorite people are assholes, sluts, addicts and criminals so get off your moral highground and don't bring your judgemental fool ass my way, i don't take most things seriously and i'm great at moving on, i don't need excuses or apologies so just chill and get over it, too lazy even to hold a grudge, push my buttons best by hurting someone i care about and then fuck letting go... you're on the shit list for good, i miss everything, but am looking forward to even more.