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.maharaja.

FINALS!!!!! yeeeehaww!

About Me

the basics: my sister got the brains, but i got the looks. (stop laughing!) i use an inflated ego to cover up my shyness. my sarcasm switch is always on. women are intimidated by me (from what i hear) no one can guess my ethnicity on first glance. my mother tells people i'm adopted. my grandmother is a godsend i have short-term memory sometimes. i trade sweet food for anything hot and spicy. i hate people who can't use their turn signal. i love to hate to love women (does that cancel out the hate to love or love to hate part?). i have a guilty pleasure for horrible movies (i.e. - night at the roxbury, encino man, fear). i have passion, when i want to. i have the inability to gain muscle. music = life. i will play almost any/every sport (synchronized swimming does not count). i dislike reading, even though i was an english major. the little things are most appreciated.

Will Ferrell :: The Landlord

My Interests

music, movies, chelsea fc, browns, indians, cavaliers, football, baseball, golf, softball, art, cooking, red wine (malbec or pinot noir), sleeping, soccer, philosophy, excercise

I'd like to meet:


the inventor of the single wrapped cheese slice. the grandfather i never knew. people of sound mind and heart.

Music:

!!!, alice in chains, a perfect circle, alec empire, bjork, beastie boys, basement jaxx, crystal method, coldplay, cure, dj shadow, delerium, daft punk, depeche mode, dj krush, duran duran, fantomas, fishbone, frank sinatra, front line assembly, front 242, fear factory, faith no more, fluke, godflesh, guns n' roses, gorillaz, helmet, isis, jesu, johnny cash, killers, killing joke, meat beat manifesto, michael jackson, mr. bungle, madonna, ministry, nine inch nails, noise unit, orbital, peeping tom, pelican, radiohead, reverand horton heat, skinny puppy, swamp terrorists, system of a down, sepultura, sneaker pimps, tomahawk, tribe called quest, techno animal, tool, talvin singh, underworld, weezer

Movies:

the departed, the prestige, war of the worlds, da vinci code, house of a 1000 daggers, passion of the christ, gangs of new york, braveheart, se7en, remember the titans, akira, requiem for a dream, memento, 12 monkeys, heathers, american psycho, pump up the volume, return to oz, resident evil, pi, edward scissorhands, falling down, devil's advocate, boyz in tha hood, the fifth element, royal tenenbaums, nightmare before christmas, road to perdition

Television:

24, scrubs, heroes, smallville, south park

Books:

the prince, the divine comedy: inferno, lion with and the wardrobe, da vinci code, explaining hindu dharma, night, 1984, masque of red death, walden, the odyssey

Heroes:

GRANDMA, gandhi, machiavelli, justin broadrick, christopher reeve, johnny cash, sinatra...
shiva nataraja, for balancing my life and death in her hands...
and don't forget the hoff!

My Blog

RISE UP SEATTLE!

even in a far off, distant place... i managed to find a pistons fan out here... but none the less.cleveland wins, we're in the finals and we partied like rockstars last night throughout seattle...RISE...
Posted by .maharaja. on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 09:26:00 PST

off to seattle for a few...

peace out!
Posted by .maharaja. on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 08:46:00 PST

me

controlunraveldeafenbreakshakepushpullscornhatethrottlespite rapestingshovefightscoldcrackdroptauntdamnsmotheraccuseburnd estroyhurtleaveaffectdrowneraseconfuserefuseblindfrightenexo rcisekillgrieveaband...
Posted by .maharaja. on Sat, 26 May 2007 11:44:00 PST

visa spam...

apologies to everyone who got those fucking Visa spam comments.  some lonely douchebag hacked my account on friday and being that this person has no life, they decided to spam bomb everyone's com...
Posted by .maharaja. on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 06:28:00 PST

vegas time

it's vegas time baby!!!  time for me to win some money, spend some money... and look at ridiculous people...put some bets down on some ncaa fun... put some money down on the craps table... put so...
Posted by .maharaja. on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 08:14:00 PST

seriously, one of the funniest clips i've ever seen from south park

ENJOY! ...
Posted by .maharaja. on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 09:44:00 PST

miami gets an NCAA bid 2007

FUCK YEAH, WE'RE DANCING!!! and we have absolutely no business being in the tournament :)but goddamn, what a shot, what a game!MAC basketball... it's fan-tastic!...
Posted by .maharaja. on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 12:23:00 PST

cleaning up old matters...

ha, i found this while rummaging around and i noticed there were TONS AND TONS of grammatical errors and other  mistaskes to make this journalism major blush! so i HAD to clean it up, cause that'...
Posted by .maharaja. on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 09:07:00 PST

the price we pay for the beauty of the snow

this past week has been one of pain and pleasure.  pleasure because we got snowed in from going to work for one day by mother nature and her offering of 14 inches is whispy white snow on tuesday ...
Posted by .maharaja. on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 03:33:00 PST

happy new year to all

i had my new year's celebration last night, as i despise going out on the actual NYE event.  but i had a blast and i expect everyone to have a safe and enjoyable gala.  personally, NYE is no...
Posted by .maharaja. on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 09:16:00 PST