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Alaska Nebraska

About Me

Am depressingly smooth & chunky (Jif?), and so attempt to exercise . .as regularly as possible.Also unattractive, so use Immortelle face wash and have hair cut professionally as often as possible.Results thus far from said activities have been less than encouraging.

My Blog

I Masturbated To Sarah Palin (John McCain Ad)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0kGc6UEGVc
Posted by on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 09:10:00 GMT

UNCLE L IN DR!

THIS MIGHT BE EPIC: UNCLE L ENTERS THE D.R. FOR THE FIRST TIME. YES.Uncle L feels that this journey, his first into that magical land of miscegeny known to the civilized - sorry, modern, as no truly o...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 11:35:00 GMT

To A Dear Friend

I know what I said, and at some point I spose I will annoy you to the point that you ask me to leave you alone, but, like it or not, you were there in the beginning, and I can’t help but think t...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 08:52:00 GMT

Go, Lovely Rose

You may need to read this a few times to get it, but this poem’s worth printing and keeping once you understand its meaning. A hint: the word "resemble" in the first stanza means "compare." Hap...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:14:00 GMT

Love

I am eternally grateful for the love and support of dear friends. May I be a shoulder to lean on as solidly as you are for me.
Posted by on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 22:52:00 GMT

Short people . . .

have an easier time with self-confidence than tall people, contrary to popular notions. Short peoples' bodies are much easier (for them as well as others) to manage and manipulate, and thus are less a...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 03:21:00 GMT

WTF?

Thats WHO the fuck. . .is reading my blog???? Before 7 AM??MAKE YOURSELF KNOWN!!
Posted by on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 04:01:00 GMT

Resolved:

No More Uncomforatble Shirts!OR Uncomfortable Anything!Clothes!Sex!Life!Amen
Posted by on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 03:59:00 GMT

Daily Prayer

Lord, Only Your Will,Done Only Your Way, And Only on Your Time Schedule.Amen
Posted by on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 03:57:00 GMT

Today’s Downloads

Back and Forth (Mr. Lee and R. Kelly Remix) - Aaliyah (THE definitive mix)Pump It Up - Joe Budden (Top 10 cutest rapper)Wait (The Whisper Song) - Ying Yang Twins (Why not?)Think of You - Usher (Writte...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 03:53:00 GMT