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MiSS jORDAN tHE MaSSaGE MaSTER

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About Me

You can call me Jordan
i've learned so much in the past year
i started school and it's amazing
having a fun time has become a priority...
i've wasted enough of my life being afraid to do what i wanted
i regret nothing... it's all a learning experiance
chocolate is my favorite
i love cherry blossoms...don't forget it
reading is a passion i have
i love sandles
but cute heels are a must-have
i have a tattoo and i adore it with all my heart
i never do anything without analyzing the outcome
my friends keep me sane...without them i'd probably go bananas
i'm just gonna throw it out there... akward turtle
if i could do anything without consequences, i'd spend the day with my granma just one more time
i'd rather live in a modest home than a mansion
my ford taurus sucks...but it got me to florida and back so...
don't push me because i wont like it afterward
i'm a bitch on every level - it's just a fact
i voted, so i have every right to complain
my secret wish is to be a pirate
Harry Potter Is Awesome
So is Star Wars
i hate everyone when i first meet them... you need to earn my friendship
i have two cats.. dont mess with them
i rock and you know it
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My Interests

i LOVE to read... it is the center of my universe
being spontanious
staying in and watching movies
vacations!
shopping till my cute feet hurt

Your Aura is Blue
Your Personality: Your natural warmth and intuition nurtures those around you. You are accepting and always follow your heart.

You in Love: Relationships are your top priority, and this includes love. You are most happy when you are serious with someone.

Your Career: You need to help others in your job to feel satistifed. You would be a great nurse, psychologist, or counselor. What Color Is Your Aura?

I'd like to meet:

J.K.Rowling
3 Doors Down
Dan Brown
Edward Norton

You are White Chocolate
You have a strong feminine side with a good bit of innocence thrown in.
Whether your girlish ways are an act or not, men like to take care of you.
You are an understated beauty, and your power is often underestimated! What Kind of Chocolate Are You?

Music:

3 Doors Down, cuz i listened to them with my friends WAY before anyone else
TECHNO IS LOVE... you better believe it

cant live without my classics : Britney, N*SYNC, Christina, etc
rockin out to my Cirque Du Soleil soundtrack makes me smile
so does the Chicago soundtrack
Ashlee Simpson is so cool no matter what

Movies:

Harry Potter is number 1
Mean Girls
i love Finding Nemo
Milo & Otis
Murder by Death is one of the funniest movies ever
The Notebook makes me cry everytime
So does A Beautiful Mind
Office Space is the shit... because i love flair
Ocean's Eleven and Twelve
Mr. & Mrs. Smith
Dances with Wolves
Swing Kids
Euro Trip
The Illusionist
NAPOLEAN DYNAMITE!
Interview with a Vampire
The Birds
Grandma's Boy
Moulin Rouge
STAR WARS!
Regina George
Which Mean Girl are you?
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How to make a Jordan
Ingredients:
3 parts mercy
3 parts self-sufficiency
3 parts energy
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of caring
Username:

Personality cocktail
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Television:

The Girls Next Door *gotta love em*
Family Guy is effin funny as hell
Futurama
Laguna Beach is an obsession i have
The Simpsons are classic
Project Runway
Dr. 90210
Sex and The City
anything on the history channel

Books:

Harry Potter... no one can replace it
Pledged. The Secret Life of Sororities
The Virgin Suicides
The DaVinci Code
The Third Secret
Night
Eragon
Ethan Frome
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Heroes:

I'm my own hero. At 20 i've got my own place, im in school and i have a job. I've made sure people understand that i won't take handouts. I work to live and live to do what i want
.... but my family is there for me so i guess without them i wouldn't have gotten this far

My Blog

and frog....

Girls Costume Warehouse Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by MiSS jORDAN tHE MaSSaGE MaSTER on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 11:50:00 PST

New High Score? Did I break it?

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Posted by MiSS jORDAN tHE MaSSaGE MaSTER on Wed, 16 May 2007 10:31:00 PST

hmmm.

have you ever gotten the feeling of loneliness even if your surrounded by people? i seem to be getting that feeling a lot lately. i feel so disconnected with my closest friends and i wonder if it's my...
Posted by MiSS jORDAN tHE MaSSaGE MaSTER on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 02:44:00 PST

School

I'm excited to say that i might be attending massage therapy school this may. It's not a definite, but im really hoping after orientation and some other activites, that i'll fall in love with it. It's...
Posted by MiSS jORDAN tHE MaSSaGE MaSTER on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 01:10:00 PST

Fights on Myspace...

are stupid. you look retarded fighting over stupid shit on the internet via comments. get a life and fight in person. what happend to just yelling from the sidewalk because you cant legally step on th...
Posted by MiSS jORDAN tHE MaSSaGE MaSTER on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 07:53:00 PST

SNL parody of Harry Potter...

..Harry Poter SNL      
Posted by MiSS jORDAN tHE MaSSaGE MaSTER on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 12:20:00 PST

i hope you know...

There are times when you realize the people who are important, force you to notice them, so you dont let them go. i cant say ive been the bestest friend in the world, but for the people who im clo...
Posted by MiSS jORDAN tHE MaSSaGE MaSTER on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 10:33:00 PST

for those of you who cant get enough...

http://community.webshots.com/user/jordyc730     ...
Posted by MiSS jORDAN tHE MaSSaGE MaSTER on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 09:18:00 PST

ehh..

so, unfortunatly, michael has to move out cuz he cant afford to live here anymore and im very upset. we're not breaking up, but its not going to be the same anymore. and since i have to pay everyt...
Posted by MiSS jORDAN tHE MaSSaGE MaSTER on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 09:11:00 PST

Celebrity Jeopardy... i moved it for all of you fans

Posted By:OrmondeGet this video and more at MySpace.com...
Posted by MiSS jORDAN tHE MaSSaGE MaSTER on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 11:03:00 PST