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About Me

Im the coolest mofo you'll ever meet. Now you know. And knowing is half the battle. 100,000 sperm and I was the fastest! I have learned that 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. I always remember Im unique, just like everyone else. Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. I have a photographic memory. I just don't have film. Experience is what I got when I didn't get what I wanted. I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. I get enough exercise just pushing my luck. I took an IQ test and the results were negative. Fwew, thank god LOL. Jesus loves me, but everyone else thinks Im an asshole. Some days Im the bug, some days Im the windshield. I have two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. My sex is so good that even the neighbors will have a cigarette.

My Interests

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My Blog

more convos

Merilee Dominguez Did your boss leave already? 4:21 PMManuel Perez got no idea ipod still there? if it is that means no 4:21...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Jun 2009 16:48:00 GMT

Convos at work

11:54 AMBen Kerrhave you seen smokey and the bandit?11:55 AMManuel Perezhave you seen smoky and your anus11:56 AMBen Kerrno is that the one where he drives to the planet uranus11:57 AMManuel Perezyeah...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:41:00 GMT

Convos at work

ME.. Didnt Ray Charles die right before [Ray] came out? That would suck if he never even got to see it.what a dumbasslol12:08 PM XXXXXwhere was that from?who is ph03n1x?12:09 PM MEwas a comment left o...
Posted by on Wed, 06 May 2009 12:52:00 GMT

Convos at work

Mehttp://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/2008/01/baconflavor ed_v.htmlhow can you say no to that12:37 PM XXXXXseriously, until the heart attack plays a part and for some reason the bacon vodka helps yo...
Posted by on Tue, 05 May 2009 12:53:00 GMT

FUCKING INTELLIGENCE

ok so dude over here was having trouble punching in. for some reason it wasnt recording his in-punch. so his boss called tech guys. She told him they said to cover it from the sun and make sure the li...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Apr 2009 13:59:00 GMT

Interesting covos I have at work

XXXXXXhttp:../../..www...dallasnews...com/..sharedcontent/.. dws/..news/..localnews/..stories/..032609dnmetcops..top...3e 9c080.htmlfucking TX11:36 AM YYYYYYi believe that the cops are fucking dicks out...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Mar 2009 12:05:00 GMT

You're not being stalked. Get over yourself

Girls always complain about guys stalking them. It's usually to makethem appear more sought after. It's a total jock for status. It doesn'twork. When a girl talks about her many stalkers, a guy doesn'...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Mar 2009 11:34:00 GMT

22 Rules to Live By

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.2. The journey of a thousand miles...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jan 2009 08:47:00 GMT

my Heart Test

Your result for The Heart Test ...Lord's HeartYou are 80% Independent, 40% Idealistic, 50% Intimate, and 50% Indulgent!The Lord's HeartIndependent, Realistic, Passionate, ExplicitYou are the most prou...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jan 2009 15:50:00 GMT

The Ultra Ultimate Personality Test ...

The Duty FulfillerYou scored 29 Extroversion, 43 Intuition, 7 Emotional, and 36 Spontaneity!ISTJISTJs are quiet, serious, responsible, sensible, patient, conservative, loyal and steadfast--maintainers...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:18:00 GMT