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Nick

Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorI'm THE Man!!! or so I have said for years. I work for Wal-Mart ISD for a team that supports Call Centers. It's pretty cool stuff and I really enjoy my job. I am still finishing my degree at the UA in Information Systems. Since I work 45-55 hours per week and take classes I don't have much time for anything else. So I am lazy on the weekends. I like to play golf and work out but don't find the time often. I spend what free time I have either hanging out with friends, or watching tv/playing xbox 360. I greatly dislike standard definition television, bad teeth, fat, people who lack initiative, and boring professors. I love The Glenlivet, Marker's Mark, Bombay Saphire, BMW, Audi, Banana Republic, Lacoste, Apple, memory foam mattresses, and other nice things that I find to blow money on.
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My Interests

Music, Drinking, Movies, Xbox 360, Razorback Athletics, Chicago Cubs, Dating, Women, TV, Computer, Fitness, Hanging out, BMW, Audi

I'd like to meet:

Jerry Seinfeld

Music:

Coldplay, Incubus, Metallica, Modest Mouse, The Bravery, AC/DC, Maroon 5, 3 Doors Down, Matchbox 20, Franz Ferdinand, The Killers, The Eagles, Jack Johnson, Arctic Monkeys

Movies:

Snatch, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, Office Space, Bruce Almighty, American Beauty, Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, Trainspotting, Star Wars, Anchorman, Old School, Wedding Crashers, Layer Cake, A Few Good Men, The Firm, Eyes Wide Shut, Mission: Impossible 3

Television:

Entourage, Curb your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Attack of the Show, X-Play, Arrested Development, Spongebob Squarepants, Daily Show, Sportscenter, College Gameday, Conan, Robot Chicken, Grey's Anatomy, The Office, Real Time

Books:

How to Make Love Like a Porn Star - Jenna Jameson, New Rules - Bill Maher

Heroes:

Harry Caray, Mark Grace, Brett Favre, Jerry Seinfeld, Larry David