Cocooning. |
My legs itch. Holly and I went camping this weekend (my first time!), and the entire surface area of my legs is covered in bug bites ...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 07:54:00 PST |
Voll Haus |
Holly and I just watched that episode of Full House that caused all that trouble back in the Nineties. The one where Danny Tanner has graphic sex with DJ's Spanish teacher three different times. The p...
Posted by Joe on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 07:35:00 PST |
Some Glass Nonsense |
Friends,I kind of have a problem with the Beatles song, "Glass Onion." I don't mean to shoot my mouth off or anything, but it's all just self-references and name-dropping. Come on, Beatles! Save it fo...
Posted by Joe on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:58:00 PST |
Cloudy clouds |
Oh, hi! Here we are again, another day, another filthy blog. No really, I was thinking of making this one actually filthy, like writing some raunchy erotica. Not too raunchy, I guess, nothing to get m...
Posted by Joe on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 02:46:00 PST |
Bungee Sex |
While driving back to Tallahassee from Alabama this weekend, I made a realization about the kind of music I like. It's always the songs that start calm and blow up, that build up from a slow burn to a...
Posted by Joe on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 09:14:00 PST |
A-Ring-A-Ding-Ding |
If ever, for any reason, the unimaginable should happen and a movie is made out of my life, during the montage where I pick myself up from a crushing defeat I would like the soundtrack to be, "Little ...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 12:38:00 PST |
Sluts, verbs. |
I am tired of having seventeen schizophrenic blogs. The time has come for solidarity. Internets shall be conducted from one static location from now on. Point your browsers here: http://www.nastyconj...
Posted by Joe on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 09:19:00 PST |
Like an unseen wall. |
There was a moment that it hit me just how much I was in love. Having been intently reading a website, I turned to tell her about it. It didn't even occur to me that she was not, in fact, sitting ther...
Posted by Joe on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 07:47:00 PST |
The title of this one is, "Tendencies." |
This is how I would want a portrait of myself to look, should I ever commission one: I am standing in the bottom right quadrant of the picture. My face is downturned, my eyes focused on something bel...
Posted by Joe on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 03:22:00 PST |
Okay Alright |
Official: I am done with this town. I have never been more ready to go and pick a fight just for the satisfaction of kicking the shit out of some juiced up frat boy. I can see it. He doesn't even see...
Posted by Joe on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 01:47:00 PST |
