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Twenty-something. Wife. Kids. Dog and a cat. House. Blue collar job. Sentences that only consist of a noun. Would say its the American Dream, but I am too cheap to buy a white picket fence.I love Our Lord Jesus Christ, my family and my friends. I love words like gelatinous and polysyllabic, whereas I despise words that don't look right when you type them even though they are spelled correct (i.e. knee). Two kids - my little girl is 5; her name is Isabella. She acts just like me to such an extreme it frightens me. She is a super genius. She is the master of debate. Good for her. Bad for me. I keep losing arguments.My little boy is 9 months old; his name is Alexander. He looks just like me, except slightly younger and he has no neck. He loves food. Also, houseplants and electrical cords. Obviously, I let him have the food, but not the other two items.I think about food a lot more than you would think a skinny guy would. I think about exercise, but I can't remember the last time I actually exercised. I work for the railroad. Whereas it sounds exciting, it rarely is.I like to read and recently have been able to do so. Donald Miller, Rick McKinley and Brennan Manning are some of the guys I have been reading lately.I have also been reading the Bible, which is written by someone called God. If you don't know Him, I could introduce you. You would love him - He already loves you.I am always listening to music; there is little I enjoy more than listening to music and playing cards with my family and friends.I am addicted to last.fm It works great with my short attention span. In less than an hours time, I will have listened to songs from about 9 genres. What a fun time!I am such a geek that I actually get the word of the day emailed to me from a dictionary website. You, too, can bask with me in complete geekdom. See?/mspobjAwesome, I know. Try not to get jealous. In event you become jealous, You could always get the widget on your page too. That would alleviate any problems you have.

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I'd like to meet:

I know Jesus. But I would like to see Him in person. Ten bucks says He isn't really a Swede. If He was blonde with blue eyes, it would have also been a miracle. Everyone else there looks a lot like Matisyahu.I would like to meet the guy who invented the post-it and the guy who invented silent velcro.I would also like to shake the hand of the person who invented Red Bull. Freakin' sweet. Many thanks.I like funny people, namely Mitch Hedburg (R.I.P.)Mitch Hedburg
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Railroad Ninja

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvNr5wBd1lI Sadly, I know this guy.
Posted by on Sat, 24 Oct 2009 14:25:00 GMT

Hahaha.

Mitch Hedburg was one of the funniest guys ever. I found a bunch of quotes. They make me laugh. You should laugh too. This product that was on TV was available for four easy payments of ...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 20:57:00 GMT

You know what I’m sayin?

A rant, possibly a ramble. Good luck decyphering (sic?) me. So last night I was at church for a class. It was good. Funny thing is, it wasn't like there was a "message" being preac...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 18:18:00 GMT

Gestation Period for Felines - 28 years

So cats are liars. You read that right. Cats. Furry little sociopaths. Cuddly, petable things that occasionally, for no reason, bite you on the forehead and refuse to let go until yo...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:01:00 GMT

Go to the Library or bookstore and get this book. NOW!

I just finished Velvet Elvis by Rob Bell. Singlehandedly one of the greatest books written in our time. EVER. EVER. Go get the book. Now. Don't wait. Go on...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 08:54:00 GMT

I am Outraged....again????

Yesterday morning, Barry Manilow called me to let me know that 98.1 KURDLE (or is it KUDL) has now joined the all Christmas Music Marathon....Now I have two places to direct my rants towards.&nb...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 04:44:00 GMT

I am Outraged....

Everyone's favorite "How you doing...And here is Celine Dion with....I would like to dedicate this song to..." station, Star 102.1, has switched to Christmas music (on Halloween, no less). That'...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 08:20:00 GMT

Legalism

WordNet - Cite This Source - Share This --> --> --> --> ..> ..> legalism noun strict conformity to the letter of the law rather than its spirit ..>..> --> -->--> --> ..> ..> WordNet® 3.0, © 2...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 04:35:00 GMT

Why I Love Living in the Sticks....

Last spring, I pulled out all these bushes that were taking over the front of my house. However, I was too lazy (and too cheap) to borrow a truck to haul them off. So I threw them on ...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 13:17:00 GMT

matthias replaces judas.

from "no sir, nihlism is not practical" by showbread. yeah, i know, its not a real post. still, i think this might interest some people. it is so that my transgressions have born a withered fruit,the ...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 04:40:00 GMT