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Patty Hose

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About Me

Welcome to MySpace! Keep in touch as I travel around the globe sucking cock and avoiding my parole officer. A few years back, having grown bored with California and having been thrown out of almost every city in the state, I decided to escape my parole officer by faking my own death in a tragic car fire. It would've worked if I hadn't used my friend Mary F. Kay's extra large, but always petite size 18 mannequin as my body double.Since then I've blown truck drivers for quarters in Coldfoot, Alaska, hopped a fishing troller to Chile, an Icebreaker to Antactica and the Falkland Islands, a freighter to Buenos Aires, Argentina, and Montevideo, Uruguay, and now I've landed in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.It's going to take some time to get back to California, but until then I'll exist right here in cyberspace. Love & Hurt:The Imperial Iron-clad Bitch Queen of the San Joaquin, MFK Empress III, and Barn Dance Reject, Patty Hose

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People from all around the world!

My Blog

"Impaired Ocular Acuity and Other Demented Synapses" by K.J.

Click here to visit K.J.'s Website and purchase a copyOne does not need to suffer from any sort of impaired sense to enjoy Impaired Ocular Acuity and Other Demented Synapses, an Untidy Collection of S...
Posted by on Thu, 14 May 2009 22:23:00 GMT

"You Too Can Look As Pretty As Us", A Novel by Earl Scialabba

This story took over ten years to write. It began in 1988 when Earl was going to Fresno City College. It's a story about a young gay man in Fresno, California who develops a wicked crush on a guy he s...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Nov 2008 12:56:00 GMT

BAMBOO NATION: Prince Gomolvilas on High and Low Culture

Starved for gay culture, whether it be high or low? Then I recommend BAMBOO NATION Where writer/performer PRINCE GOMOLVILASblogs about high culture, low culture,and most importantly...himself. P...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 18:42:00 GMT

Dan Knights New Dance Album "Energy"

Hey everybody! Sexy up 'n coming Australian pop artist Dan Knight has recently released his album Energy. If you love the tunes you bounce to at the clubs, you'll love Energy! Click here to check out ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 17:47:00 GMT

My Fukuro Obi Collection

Obi are the top-most sash worn with various styles of Japanese kimono; several other sashes may be worn under the obi to secure the clothing in place and/or to enhance the shape of the body or of the ...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jul 2008 00:00:00 GMT

My Iromuji Kimono

This is my iromuji (r!0) kimono. Iromuji are distinctive for being dyed up in one color. This one is dyed silk with figuring known as rinzu, similar to jacquard, and is about 40 to 50 years old.  ...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 17:59:00 GMT

My Kurotomesode Kimono

This is my formal kurotomesode (ÒY–) kimono. It's all silk and about 40 to 50 years old.   Kurotomesode are black kimono patterned only below the waistline. They are used by married women for for...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 18:50:00 GMT

My HMmongi Kimono

This is my formal hMmongi (*O@) kimono. It's all silk and about 40 to 50 years old. The hMmongi kimono replaces the role of the furisode of an unmarried woman. The hMmongi is given to a woman by ...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 20:44:00 GMT

My Komon Kimono

Here's a beautiful komon ( ) kimono that I own. It's all silk and about 40 to 50 years old. Komon translates as "fine pattern", as this type of kimono has a small, repeated pattern througho...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 20:26:00 GMT

Photography by Rikki V

Rikki V is a young, talented, aspiring photographer/model/makeup artist based out of Australia, currently living a few hour south of Sydney. I'm so impressed with his self-portrait work that I de...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 17:02:00 GMT