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Dancers With Boners

About Me

Zis started lonk ago....

Ve took sohme MDMA und gott some major vood, und then ve hatt to dance ist off..

Ve vas inspired...
Ya ve vould make ze pointless techno musik und dance forever!

Usink our matt rollink skillz ve bekan making einen cheesy beats
Here zey are. "Straight" out off ze gayest country in Jourope, und possibly ze vorld! AUSTRIA!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 07/08/2005
Band Members: Jimmy "Jimmy Hats" Franz
und
Chevy Bigface aka. "Sandaal"
Dancers With Boners may explode prematurely and without warning
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WARNING EXPLOSIVE PENIS!

Influences: Lots und lots off drugs und boredom
Goldfish
Sexual Chocolate
Meine father molested me
Hist mutter molested him
Meine neighbor joused to molest me
Meine pastor molested me
Hist scouten leater molested him
Hist crazy uncle Adolf joused to molest him
Jou joused to molest me, und him
Ze list goess on ya......
Ve schlobbened jour doggie...
Ya vit brownies, und sprinkles!

Und now off course ve are predisposed to gettink einen boner....
Cleek to be zoomings in on meine fisitor mayp!

Sounds Like: Saexy time in jour paintss!!!!!!
Record Label: Ve used to vork for einen Dead Record Executive...
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Ze Past!

Mahny off jou maybe haff beens vonderinks, Vere dit zese 2 ubersaexy guys come froms? First ve starts vit Chevy "Sandaal" Bigface.       He vas born en Grouben, Austria to a ...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 23:26:00 GMT

Hallo

everyone is being very nice und ve're hafink a vundava time here on myspace. Ze only thing ve didn't count on ist our inability to communicate our accents vit sufficiant ability to make you her it. Ve...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Aug 2005 17:22:00 GMT