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Trainable Girl

'Trainable Girl' comes from a Blink 182 song, IT'S NOT A SEXUAL INUENDO YOU SICK MYSPACE PPL!!!

About Me

*I'm 19 yrs old**I go to school at FCCJ**I work 2 jobs**I'm addicted to piercings, but don't have that many**I love screamo, hardcore, and a little emo**I grew up watching Star Wars and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles**I'm 5'3" and have short jet black hair**Matt Good thinks I'm short.**My big blue eyes get me nowhere**I'm a virgin, and don't believe in premarital sex.**I have a strong belief in God, and my family is Catholic, but I'm not exactly.**I don't drink or do drugs. You could say I'm straight edge**I dig guys with girl pants, eyeliner, gauges and liprings**I have a tendancy to repeat the same stupid mistakes**I like younger guys, and they like to completely blow me off**I'm a sucker for a kiss**I feel desperately alone most of the time**I feel easily forgotten**I have 4 children consisting of my 2 dogs and 2 nieces.**I no longer believe in best friends**I do have some of the greatest, most wondermous friends in the world, whom I love lotses.**I hate pretty much every guy I've ever dated.**I've had only one kiss that meant anything, and he's the most annoying creature on the planet.**Being depressed makes me feel hyprocritical**My car and house are cursed**I'm too trusting and get taken advantage of easily**I can make an Iced grande carmel macchiato like nobody's business**I collect Coca-Cola polar bears**I like making random mix CDs**I live in the past cuz I'm scared of the future**I don't cry in front off ppl.**I'm asthmatic, diabetic, and bipolar, which accounts for the depression covered description of myself**I wish someone got me like my bands do.**I hated 2 of my favorite bands at first for stupid reasons I can't remember.**I use to have this huge crush when I was 15 on this kid my age that worked at the FYE in the Orange Park Mall.**He had a scruffy face, a chinbolt, and was named Joey. I spend alot of time wondering what happened to him**Support ur hometown. Go buy The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus CD "And Don't You Fake It"**Harloe is way better than your band. Plus, they're super sweet so go support them.* ................................
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Briana
Birthday: August 6, 1987
Birthplace: Orange Park, FL technically
Current Location: Jacksonville, FL
Eye Color: Amazingly Blue
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'3"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Irish, German, Idian, No minority groups that will get me money for college, and my own group of crazy dumbass white people
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black/ Cement Macbeth Eliots (1 of 3)
Your Weakness: Kisses from cute tall thin boys
Your Fears: being alone (being by myself in big, dark scary places), spiders, being alone (not having anyone)
Your Perfect Pizza: extra pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Pass my classes, meet some friends along the way
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: FUCK! Do I REALLY have to
Your Best Physical Feature: My big blue eyes/ curves
Your Bedtime: Whenever I finally sit down, shut up, and get thru reading the Bible, which is like 1:30
Your Most Missed Memory: If I miss the memory than I can't remember it.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonald's
Single or Group Dates: I've only ever gone on single dates, so maybe I should try group dates. Get in less over my head
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate ice cream, white cake
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: Fuck no that's dirty, I won't even date anyone who smokes, UNLESS it's Adam Lazzara cuz let's face it he looks good doing it and the whole rulebook would just desintegrate for that man
Do you Swear: Fuck no
Do you Sing: Not well, but I scream with the CD anyway
Do you Shower Daily: sometimes more than once
Have you Been in Love: No, I've said it, but I never meant it
Do you want to go to College: There now
Do you want to get Married: oneday
Do you belive in yourself: yes, I'm flippin sweet
Do you get Motion Sickness: sometimes, depends on what I'm riding...wait that came out wrong
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm not vain, but yeah.
Are you a Health Freak: not really considering Asthma/Diabeties I have OCD does that count?
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes Mom more than Dad
Do you like Thunderstorms: They're awesome
Do you play an Instrument: I don't play I get played
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: FUCK NO
In the past month have you Smoked: FUCK NO
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Prescription only
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I hung out with this guy and some date like things happened, but even if it was a date, it didn't go anywhere
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah for what its worth
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: eww
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: I was dropped before it happened. Does that count?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: hell no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: not this month
Ever been Drunk: No
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: No I won the fight, but lost the drumstick
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Fast, old, asleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Dr. Briana Delonge Lazzara (Hey, it could happen)
What country would you most like to Visit: France or Italy (Fish, Europe is a Continent not a Country)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter, as long as they're pretty
Favourite Hair Color: Darker the better
Short or Long Hair: LONG
Height: Over 6' or under 5'5"
Weight: 115? This big around ( )
Best Clothing Style: Hardcore/Gothic tendencies Fitted clothing
Number of Drugs I have taken: none illegal
Number of CDs I own: 100
Number of Piercings: I have 7 He has a lipring
Number of Tattoos: Me none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: My entire dating past that's like 6
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My Interests

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You scored as Violent. You are violent. To you there is nothing better than a good spank. You like scratching and biting 'cause that's what people are for.

Violent


100%

Hot


94%

Shy


69%

Exciting


50%

Soft


44%

Wet


38%

Sweet


25%

Awkward


13%
What is your sexual style?
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I'd like to meet:

BLINK 182 That's it. It'd make my life complete. Not that Taking Back Sunday would hurt or anything.

Music:

Most anything from pop-punk to hardcore screamo, and a few other random things thrown in there. For the record, the more screaming and eyeliner the better. *Blink 182, Taking Back Sunday, The Used, My Chemical Romance, From First To Last, Fall Out Boy, The Academy Is..., Senses Fail, Underoath, AFI, AVENGED SEVENFOLD, Emery, Funeral For A Friend, Matchbook Romance, Silverstein, Straylight Run, The Killers, Halifax, He Is Legend, Dashboard Confessional, Spitalfield, Adema, 18 Visions, The Cure, Motion City Soundtrack, Brand New, New Found Glory, Linkin Park, No Doubt, The Starting Line, Finch, Our Lady Peace, Hidden In Plain View, Something Corporate, Rufio, Yellowcard, Switchfoot, The Early November, The Ataris, The All-America Rejects, Boys Night Out, Atreyu, All sorts of this crap

Movies:

Napolean Dynamite, Star Wars, Lord Of The Rings, Fight Club, Romeo and Juliet, Titanic, Shaun of the Dead, Garden State, Phantom of the Opera, Most Orlando Bloom, Leomardo Di Caprio, and Johnny Depp movies

Television:

I'm never home to watch TV, but if I did: Smallville, One Tree Hill, Friends, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Family Guy, Dawson's Creek, General Hospital, Aqua Teen Hungar Force, Breakfast Monkey

Books:

The Bible

Heroes:

God, he does far too much for me, but doesn't complain; Blink 182, they are the strongest male influence of my life, they helped me when my dad was distant and I didn't feel I had anyone else, I resemble them more than my actual dad; Adam Lazzara, for turning his life around, leaving the alcoholic a-hole behind and growing into an amazing man. He also helped me when Blink wasn't there, I'LL FOREVER NEED "BIKE SCENE" AS LONG AS THIS KINDA LUCK HOLDS OUT WITH THE BOYS! Gerard Way, he's had his fair share of problems, and Bert McCracken; Sonny Moore, for being so accomplished at a young age, having to grow up in the public eye that mocked him for it and without ppl his own age, having to deal with so much so early, and using all these times he fell on his face to turn into the really sweet and amazing young man.

My Blog

Pirates say ARRRRGGHHH!

Ok, so... one quick random thought. Things don't suck, and I'm not unhappy. I've managed to keep my head above water, while still enjoying myself regularly. I'm not overwhelmed, but still relatively p...
Posted by Trainable Girl on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 08:47:00 PST

Letters to Macbeth

Ok, so I've talked to the ppl at Macbeth Shoes a couple times over the past few yrs.  Not alot but enough that they remember me.  Well recently I sent them another email, so here's what's be...
Posted by Trainable Girl on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 03:04:00 PST

My Birthday

My birthday is this Sunday. I'ma be 19. I'm not really making plans for my birthday, but I would love to see/hang with my friends. So here's how it'll roll. My birthday is Sun., Sat. nite I'll be at t...
Posted by Trainable Girl on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 10:55:00 PST

Warped didn't even begin to describe it. (UNFINISHED)

Ok, so I know this has taken me forever to do, and I may not even finish it today, but I'll at least get started.  Check back after its been posted, cuz I'll include pix after I get them develope...
Posted by Trainable Girl on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 10:15:00 PST

The Pearl and Jessie the drug dealer

Ok, so like norm, this Sat me and Jess went to the pearl.  Holly came with like she has the last few times.  Before we went, we played around, and took some pix of us being retarded, ergo my...
Posted by Trainable Girl on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 10:14:00 PST

So it finally happened...

Ok, so I went to the Head Automatica show with my girl Fish.  A good ways into the show I looked over my shoulder and recognized this guy.  I did but I didn't.  It sorta looked like him...
Posted by Trainable Girl on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 02:20:00 PST

The most amazing thing in the whole wide world... I'm excited!

Ok, so, apparently my husband Tom will be appearing on Steven's Untitled Rock Show with my boyfriend Gerard on 2/20. And my fiance, Adam, on 2/21.  Look at my Adam's hair, it's amazingly emo!!!!...
Posted by Trainable Girl on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 10:31:00 PST

So important, please read.

You see the The Academy Is... video on my profile.  Does it make anyone else wanna make out real bad????  Ok, well now that I'm sexually frustrated, I'm going to class.
Posted by Trainable Girl on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 09:21:00 PST

Adam Lazzara and other random thoughts

Adam is beautiful, gorgeous, talented, sexy, adorable, funny and MINE!  Doesn't he look cute with the "Free Crack" sign??? My life goal for today is to rape him. My myspace name is a joke from a ...
Posted by Trainable Girl on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 08:27:00 PST

A7X and a quick update

So I saw Avenged Sevenfold Thur. with CKY and a couple of other people I don't remember.  Was fun.  Saw Katie Dean, she was looking awesome in strips.  I'm pretty sure the one guitarist...
Posted by Trainable Girl on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 10:59:00 PST